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06-08-2023, 09:09 AM | #1 |
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It's bad enough when the defendant decides to represent themself....
But these closing arguments are just
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I can listen to something like that for about 2 seconds.
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Oh but it's worth listening to so much more..... I absolutely lost it when he goes, "If you think I'm here to play around with ya'll, goddamnit I'm not!"
I'm now compelled to watch the entire case
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I've heard that lawyers have a saying about any lawyer who chooses to represent him/her self has a fool for a client.
Going into court on a murder charge with no lawyer is crazy, but maybe that's what this guy is going for as an out.....
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I like the one comment.... imagine representing yourself because you're mad nobody got the details right about the murder you committed.
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"I can't handle the truth!" on this one. But in all honesty, lets say you are guilty as all heck on something, wouldn't it be fun to go off in the court with a big speech like that?
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After thinking about this a little more.....I'm not that different from this guy when I try to justify to my wife why I bought a performance mod for my car.
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Yes.... I bought the part and I overpaid for it..... but look at the style!!
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...and hopefully she has enough money to pay for an attorney after murdering you for said purchases.....
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i couldn't watch all of it. was he found guilty?
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you mean after he admitted to committing the murder in his closing argument?
Yeah........
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I kept waiting for him to pull a pickle jar filled with something gross out of his pocket - too much time watching In Living Color I guess.
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I was on a jury for prostitution a while, well, a long while, back. The prostitute represented herself and her closing argument sealed her fate... "and if two people want to have sex and then exchange gifts, that's OK." That was a direct shot into the magazine!
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I'm sure murdering me has crossed her mind....
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