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      06-14-2018, 02:14 PM   #23
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Easily resolved...cut holes in your pockets.
Already tried this. I used to be able to download pictures off of google on android and they put an end to that shit so then I started screen shotting them and croping (the proverbial hole cutting), now the bastards won't even let you screen shot anything. I wag my finger and pose a stern look in your direction google.
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Six Faggots in Gravy



Desserts

Spotted Dick with Creamy White Finishing Sauce

Swallow Balls with Red Rimming Sugar

Purple Camel Balls (extra Sweet)

Super Dickmann’s Frozen Chocolate Balls



Beverages

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Progress is being made here.

Schweddy Balls anyone?

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Bet OP wasn't expecting this kind of twist in the road to his thread
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Believe it or not, until recently these things were branded 'neger zoenen' in the Netherlands. Meaning negro kisses

Nowadays they're rebranded 'kisses'
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Six Faggots in Gravy



Desserts

Spotted Dick with Creamy White Finishing Sauce

Swallow Balls with Red Rimming Sugar

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Nude Crunky Balls



Beverages

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Bet OP wasn't expecting this kind of twist in the road to his thread
I wasn't but it has me in stitches. I guess jacking off on a thread can be hit and miss.

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These are hilarious.

Surg, what was your previous username?
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Believe it or not, until recently these things were branded 'neger zoenen' in the Netherlands. Meaning negro kisses

Nowadays they're rebranded 'kisses'
So what? I dont understand this whole thing about abusing other human races just by naming some eatable items.
In case of the former German designation "Neger Kuss" which is the dutch 'neger zoenen' or the danish 'neger bolle'
This name has last for years until some new rulers came up and told the whole mankind that beginning from now those designations are racist stuff and had to be changed...whats to tag then? #themtoo , ey? Bollox!
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