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      01-14-2020, 07:11 PM   #23
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The grand question, where to stop at ... well that just looks weird now ... hey guys how do i cut a fade?


and lord help the poor guy who goes for a run after.
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WOW, the thread was actually created! Bwaa haa haa..... Although the double dog dare was to MKSixer, thanks for picking up his slack Joekerr! Hey, I said slack, not sack, so no FTFY funny business.

Wife really appreciates when I keep the bush cut back and the pouch smooth and clean shaven. Trimmer for the bush, 5 blade razor on the pouch. I have to say though, a fresh sharp blade head is a must. With an old blade it looks like a cat fight broke out!

I'm getting older, so it looks better than a gray haired wrinkled up old ballsack.
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I have been shaving the pork sword and meatballs for years. I do find it easier to do after a Viagra and a shot of whiskey.
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I’m the only 55 year old who hasn’t reached puberty!

I shave my face once a week and other than around my dangly bits I am just about bald.

Strangely the hair on my head grows like a bastard and I can have a cut every few weeks.
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WOW, the thread was actually created! Bwaa haa haa..... Although the double dog dare was to MKSixer, thanks for picking up his slack Joekerr! Hey, I said slack, not sack, so no FTFY funny business.

Wife really appreciates when I keep the bush cut back and the pouch smooth and clean shaven. Trimmer for the bush, 5 blade razor on the pouch. I have to say though, a fresh sharp blade head is a must. With an old blade it looks like a cat fight broke out!

I'm getting older, so it looks better than a gray haired wrinkled up old ballsack.
Damned Joekerr
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      01-15-2020, 08:58 AM   #29
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All you ungrateful bastards who complained about Prancercise, see what damage you've wrought now?!?!!

They'll be a day you're all begging for it again!!! Amirite UncleWede and shoei ?
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All you ungrateful bastards who complained about Prancercise, see what damage you've wrought now?!?!!

They'll be a day you're all begging for it again!!! Amirite UncleWede and shoei ?
You encourage this behavior.

Two days since last manscape.

Itchy balls.

That is all.
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You encourage this behavior.

Two days since last manscape.

Itchy balls.

That is all.
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All you ungrateful bastards who complained about Prancercise, see what damage you've wrought now?!?!!

They'll be a day you're all begging for it again!!! Amirite UncleWede and shoei ?
What the flying fuck is "prancersize??!!" Is it -

1. The name you gave your penis? Are you implying you're hung like a reindeer?

2. Is this one of your weird sex parties with Belgie?! Is that what you guys call it?!

3. I don't want to know actually... Ya'll need to leave me out of your old fart activities... That's what ASBSECU E93 is for...

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What the flying fuck is "prancersize??!!" Is it -

1. The name you gave your penis? Are you implying you're hung like a reindeer?

2. Is this one of your weird sex parties with Belgie?! Is that what you guys call it?!

3. I don't want to know actually... Ya'll need to leave me out of your old fart activities... That's what ASBSECU E93 is for...

Now you've done it....
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All you ungrateful bastards who complained about Prancercise, see what damage you've wrought now?!?!!

They'll be a day you're all begging for it again!!! Amirite UncleWede and shoei ?
What the flying fuck is "prancersize??!!" Is it -

1. The name you gave your penis? Are you implying you're hung like a reindeer?

2. Is this one of your weird sex parties with Belgie?! Is that what you guys call it?!

3. I don't want to know actually... Ya'll need to leave me out of your old fart activities... That's what ASBSECU E93 is for...

Rut Roh.....

Prepare your retinas for burnage.
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Rut Roh.....

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What the flying fuck is "prancersize??!!"

don't you even think about it
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