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      04-22-2019, 01:26 PM   #23
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So you can tell her: "my name is DJ Easy Dick."
It's not so easy if you're sat opposite.
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      04-22-2019, 01:27 PM   #24
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...because she was ugly but you were horny?!
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      04-22-2019, 01:30 PM   #25
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We only sit same side if we're with another couple. Say brother-in-law and his lesser half opposite.
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      04-22-2019, 02:40 PM   #26
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I do it to finger blast.
Pffft.rookie move.

It’s all about toe blasting from across the booth.

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      04-22-2019, 02:52 PM   #27
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Sit wherever you please. Me personally, I like to be able to look at people's faces when I talk to them and the lady is the same way so it works out. I HAVE to be able to see the front door though so I always take the far side.
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      04-22-2019, 02:57 PM   #28
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Just fuckin' weird.
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      04-22-2019, 03:12 PM   #29
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We do it some of the time.

1) People watching
2) closer together
3) sharing food/drinks.

It's awesome
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      04-22-2019, 03:16 PM   #30
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My wife is beautiful and I want to look at her. It’s that simple. So I don’t get the whole side by side thing. Strange
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      04-22-2019, 03:19 PM   #31
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Pffft.rookie move.

It’s all about toe blasting from across the booth.

I have to be careful that I clip my toenails so I don't put a run in her stockings.
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      04-22-2019, 03:47 PM   #32
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Seems like a good idea.....until you give her athlete’s vagina
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      04-22-2019, 03:50 PM   #33
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I did this occasionally with the ex depending on where we sat. If one person was facing a wall we would sit side-by-side. Mainly because she liked touching me and we could people watch and make snarky jokes about strangers as they ate.
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      04-22-2019, 04:49 PM   #34
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To set the record straight, OP do you do it?
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      04-22-2019, 07:19 PM   #35
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to share an appetizer of "lady fingers"...KNOW WHAT I MEAN??!? DO YOU GET IT?! LADY FINGERS!!!
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I don't care where she sits as long as I have my back to a wall.
Gotta be able to see the door. Old habits die hard.
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      04-22-2019, 08:09 PM   #37
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My wife is very affectionate and we always sit on the same side of the booth, and we always ask for a booth wherever we go. I have gotten used to it, although she usually takes up most of the table just like the bed lol
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      04-22-2019, 08:24 PM   #38
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If she gets there first I sit next to her and fart until she moves.
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Y'all same side sitters are weird. Why the need for affection during a meal? And why the need to observe and make fun of other patrons as mentioned by several people? Unless the table is gigantic, it's just as easy to share a meal/drink if you are so inclined sitting across from someone as it is sitting next to them.

Maybe it's an age thing? Are you same side sitters on the older side?
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      04-23-2019, 07:32 AM   #40
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Y'all same side sitters are weird. Why the need for affection during a meal? And why the need to observe and make fun of other patrons as mentioned by several people? Unless the table is gigantic, it's just as easy to share a meal/drink if you are so inclined sitting across from someone as it is sitting next to them.

Maybe it's an age thing? Are you same side sitters on the older side?
What do you do if you eat at a bar?
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      04-23-2019, 09:19 AM   #41
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Y'all same side sitters are weird. Why the need for affection during a meal? And why the need to observe and make fun of other patrons as mentioned by several people? Unless the table is gigantic, it's just as easy to share a meal/drink if you are so inclined sitting across from someone as it is sitting next to them.

Maybe it's an age thing? Are you same side sitters on the older side?
i'd say its the other way around, same side sitters are younger
or at least have been in that relationship for a long time

"affection" is just setting the tone for the rest of the night and come on, girls love gossip. something as stupid as judging the other people nearby is fun for them
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      04-23-2019, 10:11 AM   #42
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I am 52 and my wife is 16 hahahahaha Just kidding she is 46.

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      04-23-2019, 11:32 AM   #43
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What kind of corny ass question is this???

Maybe they are in L O V E. Imagine that...
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      04-23-2019, 12:04 PM   #44
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