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I thought I was a good person but the way I react when people drive slowly in the left lane would suggest otherwise
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07-18-2019, 09:17 AM | #4270 |
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Welcome to the shit show lad.
This experience is going to change you in more ways than you can imagine. Women will also pick up on this little extra something that you will now have exuding from you, thus making them curious as to what it is. You will also now ensnare the younger ladies. Enjoy the rite of passage sir! It's like becoming a man all over again. |
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07-18-2019, 09:18 AM | #4271 |
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they say a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell
but it's okay because no one was gentle last night holy shit was it a fun night, Rmtt gave the best advice of acting young and naive, so i was kinda expecting something but definitely not THIS. i just have a stupid smile on my face in the office now hahah |
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07-18-2019, 10:49 AM | #4279 |
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I'm not getting this...unless most women just lie there like a fish? Why does spelling out coconut add anything to the activity at hand - wouldn't it be just as good with or without spelling a word?
I feel like I am missing something significant here.... |
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She can't be laying like a fish if she is on top. Some do not need to be able to do this as they know exactly what to do already. (nods to the girlfriend in the event that she sees this ) I too feel as if you are missing the point here. |
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I am missing something though. There is something here. And I am missing it. Signed - mightaswellbe37yearoldvirgin Meh, I think I'm going to go google this and take my chances... |
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Now you play the next part carefully. Be cordial and nice about everything...even a little reserved while doing anything with her except for the "act" itself. When it comes to that, let her think she's changed you into a raving lunatic. Basically let her have the power in the bedroom, but you keep your composure in all other aspects. In my humble experience...it keeps them guessing and trying to top themselves each time!
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07-18-2019, 11:20 AM | #4285 |
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OK, how f'ed up is this world? I just typed coconut into google, wondering what else I should type in order to get the results I was looking for and instead of me seeing a coconut, the top results were sex related. I must be getting old...
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I actually control the Internet access and Firewall at our facility, and I get people all the time coming up to me and telling me that they accidently pulled up stuff they shouldn't have. I tell them not to worry about it...we are all adults..and I'm not babysitting any of them unless a pattern starts to develop!
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Otherwise it was all stuff like coconut chop from survivor, how to use coconut in your meals, or some crap like that. Google does learn search patterns though.... |
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07-18-2019, 11:33 AM | #4288 |
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I'd be more surprised if you typed anything into google and it wasn't sex related. Perhaps we should start a thread consisting of words that don't have some form of internet sexual based themes. Just some randoms that I'm aware of bees, noses, statues, balloons, feet, stuttering, wood......people have something sexual associated to every-damn-thing.
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Back. Nothing sexual. Well..almost nothing sexual aside from military meaning. And now I understand why you were so hated on the base. |
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