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09-07-2018, 10:36 AM | #25 |
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Dude I didn't even know that U/D is even a thing till I googled it up
(hoping no one from IT security is checking my internet logs) like I said dirty little fuq'rs |
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09-07-2018, 10:41 AM | #29 |
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09-07-2018, 11:07 AM | #32 |
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Was "Rule Britannia" playing in the background?
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09-07-2018, 11:53 AM | #33 |
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I am really tempted to spend my last days in this place removing all the filters on saying what I actually think.
I suspect I would be asked to leave before my resignation notice had completed and they'd just pay me out. 30 days would be a long time to hold my tongue. |
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Or in my case new windows for my house at a discounted price. |
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09-07-2018, 12:10 PM | #36 |
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I know ... but I'm being aggressively headhunted these days so my mind does occasionally turn to the sheer pleasure it would be to speak my mind. The truth is that would probably only happen if I was walking out after a big lottery win
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Now I'm going to have to go buy him an additional emo support animal to get him over your comments. Jeez. I think it would help next time if you understood why MKSixer needed an emotional support animal in the first place, and so I'm going to tell you so in the future, you can be a little more sensitive. See, here's the issue, he went in to his local BMW dealership and they sold him an i8 under the guise of it being a "supercar". But after he spent some time in it, he realized that despite the Duracell battery packs strapped to it, he can't ignore the lingering realization that the engine is no more than the 3-cylinder Mini Cooper engine buzzing away behind him. Hence the emo support animal now required. |
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09-07-2018, 01:52 PM | #43 |
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Bring in a candy dispenser. Fill it up with M&M's. Put it on your desk and send out a group email. That way throughout the day people stop by your desk to "fuck off" and chat. Day wasted...people are able to say goodbye. You go out riding a unicorn as the cool employee.
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