Ask a married guy anything

[DF]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Excellent question. My wife let's me go out with friends, strip clubs (haven't gone in like forever), even went on a company cruise when my job has a 9:1 female/male ratio and she trusts me. The key thing IMHO is to have all your fun BEFORE marriage (no Shit right lol). I've had a lowly 15 girl count before my wife and had so much fun with those girls but neither of them were "it". Then she came along and 11.5 years later I'm happily trapped. However, I too know married couples in shambles, mainly because they were married too young, cheating, etc... just gotta keep that firing burning.

15? For a gay man that's a three day weeken

[Sara]

Originally Posted by MisterSkiMask

STOP FUCKING MARRIED MEN!!!

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[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by DF

15? For a gay man that's a three day weeken

Please enlighten us with a thread "Ask a gay man that's banged 15 girls during Labor Day Weekend"

[nyalpine90]

funny thread...

just got married 2 months ago.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

funny thread...

just got married 2 months ago.

Well now that you're married I have to ask...,



how is it?

[nyalpine90]

so far its good....

but i did hear this phrase alot "happy wife, happy life"

Originally Posted by Axius

Well now that you're married I have to ask...,



how is it?

[Merlin_83]

Originally Posted by Lups

We are a solid team when it comes duties and kids.

THIS !! Us to for sure solid with kids and making money - but married life can definitely have tough and BORING times too.

She and I are very opposite in the physical realm - but she's a great mom, and takes reasonably good care of me ( most of the time )

Merlin

[nyalpine90]

i think successful relationship you need to compromise a lot. Give each other space and not make life into routine, keep spark going.

share duties as well with cooking and clean etc.

i dont mind cooking or cleaning the bathroom

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

share duties as well with cooking and clean etc.

+100000

Woman find this more of a turn on compared to rubbing our dicks on them in the middle of the night.

[nyalpine90]

we both work, and she appreciates that I help even though she may say its ok I got it.

if i cook she does the dishes and vice versa.

[Lups]

We both consider keeping the kids active being the most important part, so cleaning the house happens on shared time instead of while I'm home at day time. I do all the meals, including baking fresh bread every morning.

The one above has to be mentioned since..

I can't do laundry. Well I can, but fml its anyone's guess what the results will be. I hate filling the dish washer, and I seem to think a shopping list is a list of object we don't need.

I hate shopping to an extent where it's a fight every time the kids need new wardrobes. I have pretended to have the flu to get out of it. Fuck, I wouldnt marry me even if I was the last manwoman on the planet

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

+100000

Woman find this more of a turn on compared to rubbing our dicks on them in the middle of the night.

No way, mind blown. I just vacuumed does that equal bj later?

[nyalpine90]

that question should be directed to your wife

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

that question should be directed to your wife

Okay I will text and ask for it.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

No way, mind blown. I just vacuumed does that equal bj later?

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

that question should be directed to your wife

If your wife is like Mega Maid, gone from suck to blow?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

If your wife is like Mega Maid, gone from suck to blow?

I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes.

[1MOREMOD]

Maybe I should just get out the shop vac?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes.

No worries Sara I'm here and I'll watching your back with defense .

[Sara]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Maybe I should just get out the shop vac?

I'm having trouble with the radar sir. I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.

[Whostheboss]

I have always said that if 100 people got married, less than 10 of them deserved to be married. The others were just forced by society, needed help to elevate their life or they have absolutely no clue why they're getting married.

This guy speaks the Truth on some topics. I don't agree with everything he says but he speaks of knowledge.

Watch this video:

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I'm having trouble with the radar sir. I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.

Jammed!

[Sara]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Jammed!

DARK HELMET: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
COL. SANDERS: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
DARK HELMET: What happened to then?
COL. SANDERS: We passed then.
DARK HELMET: When?
COL. SANDERS: Just now. We're at now, now.
DARK HELMET: Go back to then.
COL. SANDERS: When?
DARK HELMET: Now!
COL. SANDERS: Now?
DARK HELMET: Now!
COL. SANDERS: I can't.
DARK HELMET: Why?
COL. SANDERS: We missed it.
DARK HELMET: When?
COL. SANDERS: Just now.
DARK HELMET: When will then be now?