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Lady Jane · 12-12-2021, 07:55 AM

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vreihen16 · 12-13-2021, 01:01 PM

Don't be a hero. Heroes are sandwiches that get eaten.....

UncleWede · 12-13-2021, 01:03 PM

I pooped today

King Rudi · 12-13-2021, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I pooped today

Elon Musk pooped tomorrow.

floridaorange · 12-13-2021, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I pooped today

UncleWede · 12-13-2021, 03:54 PM

vreihen16 These here #whippersnappers think I'm being funny

vreihen16 · 12-13-2021, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

vreihen16 These here #whippersnappers think I'm being funny

My colon is so plugged up that it laughs at colonoscopy prep kits. My kingdom for a good poop most days!

My doctor sent me out for abdominal scans during the summer, to find out if something was wrong inside. When I went in to hear the results, I said to my doctor, "Let me guess, the only thing on the scans is that I'm full of shit." The doctor said "Yes, but we prefer to call it stool in the medical profession....."

Tambohamilton · 12-13-2021, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

vreihen16 These here #whippersnappers think I'm being funny

Shall I step onto your lawn so I can get off it?

3.0L · 12-14-2021, 10:23 AM

"A fool is soon parted from his money."

UncleWede · 12-14-2021, 11:07 AM

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Shall I step onto your lawn so I can get off it?

I pooped today

Dino GT · 12-14-2021, 01:14 PM

A gentleman looks for the good in others and finds reasons to compliment them.

Dino GT · 12-14-2021, 01:15 PM

Failure is nothing more than a chance to revise your strategy.

Tambohamilton · 12-14-2021, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I pooped today

Is that 2 days in a row? Steady on now...

3.0L · 12-14-2021, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Tambohamilton

Is that 2 days in a row? Steady on now...

A new record. Going for 3?

UncleWede · 12-14-2021, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

A new record. Going for 3?

IF I get a good glass of fibra kana tonight, there's no STOPPING me!

epicaccord · 12-14-2021, 09:18 PM

"It's not how you start, it's how you finish"

Tambohamilton · 12-15-2021, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by epicaccord

"It's not how you start, it's how you finish"

Definitely something "she" said

floridaorange · 12-15-2021, 06:32 AM

"Leverage is knowing that if someone had all the money in the world, this is what they'd buy."

garyfried · 12-15-2021, 09:26 AM

Its cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.

Western Canadian quote!

Dino GT · 12-16-2021, 07:12 AM

"You can learn a lot from your mistakes when you aren't busy denying them"

3.0L · 12-16-2021, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by garyfried

Its cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.

Western Canadian quote!

Its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

vreihen16 · 12-16-2021, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by garyfried

Its cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.

Western Canadian quote!

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Its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

It's so cold out here that my balls just sucked themselves up into my chest.

(Someone actually said this to me as they walked past at a service area's gas pumps on the NY State Thruway outside of Buffalo, when the temperature was -6F with a 20 MPH wind and a lake-effect snow squall.)

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vreihen16 Recovering Perfectionist 19087 Rep 982 Posts Drives: 2015 BMW i3 BEV Join Date: Jun 2019 Location: Orange County, NY iTrader: (0) Garage List 2014 Mighty Freight ... [0.00] 2000 Audi TT Quattro [0.00] 1967 Formula Vee [0.00]	Don't be a hero. Heroes are sandwiches that get eaten..... __________________ Currently BMW-less.
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12-13-2021, 01:03 PM	#751
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18325 Rep 9,410 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	I pooped today
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UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18325 Rep 9,410 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	vreihen16 These here #whippersnappers think I'm being funny
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12-14-2021, 10:23 AM	#757
3.0L Colonel 9702 Rep 2,010 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	"A fool is soon parted from his money." __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Expert ultracrepidarian
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12-14-2021, 01:14 PM	#759
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epicaccord Banned 146 Rep 279 Posts Drives: F90 M5 Join Date: Dec 2021 Location: SF, California iTrader: (0) Garage List [0.00] [0.00] 2019 BMW M5 Competi ... [0.00]	"It's not how you start, it's how you finish"
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12-15-2021, 09:26 AM	#767
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12-16-2021, 07:12 AM	#768
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