LOL Pic Thread #2 (NO POLITICS)

[ShopVac]

The illegal alien that did eat cats. IYKYK

[3.0L]

Originally Posted by floridaorange

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Dad hired a young man to sweep the floors at our store and help with deliveries. He was a student at the nearby Catholic school. The things he
told me made my eyes pop out, completely debunking my impressions of parochial schools.

For instance, he told me about the “engraving” on his desktop, “Sister Mary
sucks green donkey d**ks.” When he started chuckling, the Sister teacher
said, “What’s the matter Leonard, haven’t you seen that before?”

[Esteban]

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[Lady Jane]

Very disappointing to say the least.

[Murf the Surf]

[NikMN]

[Buug959]

Originally Posted by Murf the Surf

Looks about right.

[Lady Jane]

My free medical advice: Even if you suffer from chronic constipation, I would definitely heed this warning. But I'm curious to find out if it was caught on the security cam.

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

My free medical advice: Even if you suffer from chronic constipation, I would definitely heed this warning.

<--- Only gets his medical advice from unlicensed amateurs on Fakebook, who were just saying the other day that a diesel fuel enema is good for constipation.....

[Lady Jane]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

...... a diesel fuel enema is good for constipation.....

Only if you light a match to it.

[freakystyly]

Fill'er up

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhombic_drive

[Buug959]

Originally Posted by lady jane

only if you light a match to it.

Armageddon !!!

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

Only if you light a match to it.

Diesel fuel is not explosive without compression. An old truck driver's hazing ritual is checking the fuel tank level with a match in front of a rookie driver, and then "accidentally" dropping it into the fuel.

But (pun intended), I suspect that the gas pump warning sign is to prevent someone from doing the next Tik Tok challenge and blowing a flaming gasoline stream out of their anus.

Kids, don't try this at home.....

[Lady Jane]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

Diesel fuel is not explosive without compression. .....

I disagree. Diesel up your butt hole will be subjected to compression, contortions, cavitation, crepitations and convulsions.

That's what I read on the internet today.

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

That's what I read on the internet today.

Please take plenty of pictures when this patient walks into the ER.....





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[KRS_SN]

Diesel don't like this situation..

[Pauly Wauly]

[floridaorange]

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[3.0L]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

Diesel fuel is not explosive without compression. An old truck driver's hazing ritual is checking the fuel tank level with a match in front of a rookie driver, and then "accidentally" dropping it into the fuel.

We used diesel fuel to burn shit in Vietnam. The containers were usually
55 gallon drums, cut in half. The FNG’s were usually assigned the task of
dragging the nearly full barrels aside and lighting them off. You did not
want to be downwind.

[hubbahubba]

Originally Posted by 3.0L

We used diesel fuel to burn shit in Vietnam. The containers were usually
55 gallon drums, cut in half. The FNG’s were usually assigned the task of
dragging the nearly full barrels aside and lighting them off. You did not
want to be downwind.

Thank you for your service!

[NikMN]

[Murf the Surf]

Happy Friday the 13th.