Another elderly M3 Driver stopped by Police

Mr. ///M3 RD · 09-23-2011, 08:40 AM

An elderly M3 driver was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. the other day and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The elderly M3 driver replied,

"I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The police officer then asks,

"Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The elderly M3 driver replied,

"That would be my wife."

Foot Note ... Notice his concentration and how religiously he is holding on to the steering wheel I bet a dollar to a donut that he completed one of the first BMW driver training sessions way back when (nice to have put a smile on so many fellow members here today). I surely did smile this morning when it arrived form my brother this morning via e-mail, I translated it from German to English and made a few adjustments of course.

midlifecrisis · 09-23-2011, 08:45 AM

LOL! Good one!

THE TECH · 09-23-2011, 08:50 AM

HAHA!

immiketoo · 09-23-2011, 08:59 AM

So true!

Mr. ///M3 RD · 09-23-2011, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by midlifecrisis

LOL! Good one!

Thanks, notice how he is holding on to the steering wheel, he must have paid good attention during his ///M driver training

BTW I don't blame him for being out late with his ///M I'll do the same thing quite often ... no traffic that time of day and most police officers have there first coffee and donuts that time of day HaHaHa

immiketoo · 09-23-2011, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Rolf-Dieter

Thanks, notice how he is holding on to the steering wheel, he must have paid good attention during his ///M driver training

BTW I don't blame him for being out late with his ///M I'll do the same thing quite often ... no traffic that time of day and most police officers have there first coffee and donuts that time of day HaHaHa

Sir, I'll have you know that by that time, cops have had way more than their first donut!

Mr. ///M3 RD · 09-23-2011, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by immiketoo

Sir, I'll have you know that by that time, cops have had way more than their first donut!

Of course in the windy city I completely understand

I'm talking small town Canada hehehe Tim Horton if you know what I mean

immiketoo · 09-23-2011, 09:27 AM

Roger that. Local yokels.

BPMSport · 09-23-2011, 09:36 AM

+1, nice!

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macavant · 09-23-2011, 01:08 PM

good one.

1sikbmr · 09-23-2011, 01:33 PM

Brosef · 09-23-2011, 02:43 PM

awesome

Canuckles · 09-23-2011, 02:58 PM

Nice, got that one in an email a few days ago.

bsiciliano · 09-23-2011, 04:07 PM

Well done!

Stainless 45 · 09-23-2011, 07:30 PM

Anybody notice those look like NY reg and inspection stickers in the picture?

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