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Originally Posted by Kev312
FYI Southern states have ABC stores. Alcoholic Beverage Control. They sell strictly liquor. They are not open on Sundays at all. Anywhere. You also are not allowed to purchase beer prior to noon on Sundays because this upsets Jesus. However, beer can be purchased at a normal grocery store or gas station.
You also have to cease hunting on Sundays between the hours of 9:30 and noon, because Jesus does not want you to kill deer during mass.
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Hell, they'd probably arrest Jesus for turning water into wine without a license.
