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My probable conversation with the new BMW friendly interface:
"Your rear taillights are out for the third time this year; please fix"
Take me to AutoZone.
"Using BMW original parts will ensure your lights last another 3 months...would you like me to set an appointment with your nearest BMW dealership now?"
Take me to my independent BMW mechanic.
"BMW offers a 2-year warranty on all work performed as well as a full parts warranty due to our authorized and trained specialists. BMW dealerships cannot guarantee workmanship for nor guarantee the warranty status for repairs made outside of the BMW dealership network. Are you sure you would like me to go to your independent mechanic?"
Yes
"Please reconsider. Where would you like to go?"
Go to hell.
"Routing you to A-U-D-I D-E-A-L-E-R-S-H-..."
Yes, yes I get it, you don't have to friggin' spell it, Audi har har, just take me to...
"Please speak. Would you like to go to A-U-D-I D-E-...."
Man, you're more annoying than Siri and the last interface!
"System off"
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