XBimmers.com | BMW X6 Forum X5 Forum
 
TireRack



BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Today's Posts


Go Back   XBimmers.com | BMW X6 Forum X5 Forum > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board

Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      11-20-2009, 04:23 PM   #1
mpimping
Banned
South Korea
821
Rep
336
Posts

Drives: gti
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: ny,ny

iTrader: (0)

economy is bad

So if someone were to offer you 1 million cash but you would have to let 4000 forum members jizz on your face on national tv with your family/friends watching would you?
Appreciate 0
      11-20-2009, 04:28 PM   #2
BMW F22
Major General
BMW F22's Avatar
United_States
3566
Rep
9,788
Posts

Drives: ///M235i
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Bay Area

iTrader: (8)

Nope. I wouldn't even let 1 do it, let alone 4000. Sometimes money just doesn't cut it.
Appreciate 0
      11-20-2009, 04:31 PM   #3
Zirenz2006
Brigadier General
Zirenz2006's Avatar
United_States
1535
Rep
4,555
Posts

Drives: G80 M3 Comp IOMG
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: US - NE

iTrader: (0)

1 million wouldn't be enough to buy my dignity back
__________________
Current: 2021 ///M3 Competition Isle of Man Green
Ordered: 2024 ///M2 Zandvoort Blue
Past: 2018 X3 ///M40i | 2012 328i | 2009 335i | 2007 335i Coupe | 2005 545i | 2001 325i
Appreciate 0
      11-20-2009, 04:50 PM   #4
ragingclue
One cam is enough
ragingclue's Avatar
130
Rep
6,801
Posts

Drives: VF
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: mulletville

iTrader: (1)

4000? You'd drown.
Appreciate 0
      11-20-2009, 04:56 PM   #5
Kroy
Brigadier General
Kroy's Avatar
United_States
173
Rep
3,032
Posts

Drives: E90
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Los Angeles, CA

iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ragingclue View Post
4000? You'd drown.
hahahaha
Appreciate 0
      11-20-2009, 05:08 PM   #6
bmwmike335
Captain
bmwmike335's Avatar
United_States
86
Rep
712
Posts

Drives: m4
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: los angeles

iTrader: (3)

Lmaoooooo wtfffff
__________________
2015 ///M4 2006 525i
2008 335i Coupe
2011 1er 6MT ///M-Sport
2013 535i (RIP), 2014 535i (RIP)
2013 e92 M3 interlagos blue
Appreciate 0
      11-20-2009, 05:21 PM   #7
Citizen Z
Alpine Master
Citizen Z's Avatar
United_States
111
Rep
1,310
Posts

Drives: '08 135i AW Sport
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Kansas

iTrader: (1)

Hmmm... the average male cums 2 to 6 ml of semen according to an unreliable Google source. So you're looking at 8,000 to 24,000ml of semen, or 8 to 24 liters, or 2 to 6 gallons. Normalized, I'd say you're looking at a minimum of 3 gallons, which is more than enough sticky goey babybatter to drown in.
__________________
Alpine White with Taupe Leather 135i, Sports Package, Heated Seats, Comfort Access, iPod Adapter

Fastness: http://www.1addicts.com/forums/showthread.php?t=252727
Appreciate 0
      11-20-2009, 05:42 PM   #8
Searcher821
I find stuff
Searcher821's Avatar
1
Rep
8
Posts

Drives: Jet pack
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Cloud City

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by mpimping View Post
you would have to let 4000 forum members jizz on your face ...
Ghey!? Is that you?
Appreciate 0
      11-20-2009, 05:52 PM   #9
FStop7
I like cars
FStop7's Avatar
Vatican City State
329
Rep
5,052
Posts

Drives: M6
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Newbury Park, CA

iTrader: (3)

LOL WTF are you doing thinking about dudes jizzing on your face, OP?
__________________
Appreciate 0
      11-20-2009, 05:53 PM   #10
Memphis1
Lieutenant Colonel
Memphis1's Avatar
United_States
89
Rep
1,838
Posts

Drives: Z4 SDrive 35i
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: CT

iTrader: (0)

I know a few girls that do it for kicks...
__________________
Appreciate 0
      11-20-2009, 05:54 PM   #11
Memphis1
Lieutenant Colonel
Memphis1's Avatar
United_States
89
Rep
1,838
Posts

Drives: Z4 SDrive 35i
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: CT

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by FStop7 View Post
LOL WTF are you doing thinking about dudes jizzing on your face, OP?
maybe he's stoned and watching a bukkake movie
__________________
Appreciate 0
      11-20-2009, 06:22 PM   #12
mpimping
Banned
South Korea
821
Rep
336
Posts

Drives: gti
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: ny,ny

iTrader: (0)

We have a new pw in ot so this was kind of a stab at her.
Appreciate 0
      11-20-2009, 06:42 PM   #13
audiprotein
Lieutenant
audiprotein's Avatar
18
Rep
439
Posts

Drives: Audi a4
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Chicago Burbsss

iTrader: (0)

lul wut
__________________
L.E.T.S. G.O. H.A.W.K.S.
Appreciate 0
      11-20-2009, 06:54 PM   #14
Pink Taco
Doesn't get Pinker than this...
Pink Taco's Avatar
10
Rep
129
Posts

Drives: e90
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Huntington Beach, Ca

iTrader: (0)

you gotta do... what you gotta do
__________________
Appreciate 0
      11-20-2009, 07:13 PM   #15
chungdae
The Asian Sensation
chungdae's Avatar
United_States
56
Rep
708
Posts

Drives: 2009 Alpine White M3, S1000RR
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Miami, FL

iTrader: (2)

I don't even know why you asked this.
Appreciate 0
      11-20-2009, 07:16 PM   #16
choicez
Major
choicez's Avatar
264
Rep
1,124
Posts

Drives: you mad
Join Date: May 2009
Location: LA

iTrader: (15)

This is the gheyest thing I've ever heard. Why would it even cross your mind unless it's your fantasy??
Appreciate 0
      11-20-2009, 07:17 PM   #17
MontegoGoGoGo
I'm kind of a bitch
MontegoGoGoGo's Avatar
United_States
375
Rep
895
Posts

Drives: Montego/Cream E93
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: St. Louis & St. Petersburg

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2007 E93  [0.00]
I can't believe you've done this.............................................. ..............................now i will make a special poll.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .......................
__________________
E93: Montego/Cream <---- E46 (Coupe): JB/Black <---- E30 (Cabrio): Alpine White/Black
Appreciate 0
      11-20-2009, 07:20 PM   #18
CollinsE90
Where my bitches
CollinsE90's Avatar
United_States
743
Rep
1,924
Posts

Drives: Cadillac coupe deville
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: street corner checking profits

iTrader: (0)

__________________
Appreciate 0
      11-20-2009, 07:26 PM   #19
mpimping
Banned
South Korea
821
Rep
336
Posts

Drives: gti
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: ny,ny

iTrader: (0)

[QUOTE=MontegoGoGoGo;6244956]I can't believe you've done this.............................................. ..............................now i will make a special poll.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..................../QUOTE]you like poles? How about 4,000?
Appreciate 0
      11-20-2009, 07:26 PM   #20
MontegoGoGoGo
I'm kind of a bitch
MontegoGoGoGo's Avatar
United_States
375
Rep
895
Posts

Drives: Montego/Cream E93
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: St. Louis & St. Petersburg

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2007 E93  [0.00]
I fucking love polls, all day erry day.
__________________
E93: Montego/Cream <---- E46 (Coupe): JB/Black <---- E30 (Cabrio): Alpine White/Black
Appreciate 0
      11-20-2009, 07:28 PM   #21
CollinsE90
Where my bitches
CollinsE90's Avatar
United_States
743
Rep
1,924
Posts

Drives: Cadillac coupe deville
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: street corner checking profits

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MontegoGoGoGo View Post
I fucking love polls, all day erry day.
southlight?
__________________
Appreciate 0
      11-20-2009, 07:30 PM   #22
MontegoGoGoGo
I'm kind of a bitch
MontegoGoGoGo's Avatar
United_States
375
Rep
895
Posts

Drives: Montego/Cream E93
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: St. Louis & St. Petersburg

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2007 E93  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by CollinsE90 View Post
southlight?
For what?
__________________
E93: Montego/Cream <---- E46 (Coupe): JB/Black <---- E30 (Cabrio): Alpine White/Black
Appreciate 0
Post Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:41 PM.




xbimmers
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST