Should i buy this or a winter beater?

hockey21 · 05-26-2016, 10:28 PM

Seriously, people spend their money on this?

Mywifes335 · 05-26-2016, 10:30 PM

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Seriously, people spend their money on this?

Better come with free blowjobs (received) for life.

Is it made of dolphin?

hockey21 · 05-26-2016, 10:34 PM

I'm just curious who actually buys this stuff?

jtodd_fl · 05-27-2016, 05:36 AM

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I'm just curious who actually buys this stuff?

This guy?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...n-holiday.html

I seem to also recall reading about an oil-rich person air freighting his cars somewhere just to be detailed some years back.

Verbiage · 05-27-2016, 06:18 AM

I'm going to buy it so I can masturbate with it.

Talk about making a rod shine.

Verbiage · 05-27-2016, 06:19 AM

Now that's a real winter beater.

jtodd_fl · 05-27-2016, 06:19 AM

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I'm going to buy it so I can masturbate with it.

Talk about making a rod shine.

I believe that is how the product is produced in the first place. It is the ejaculate of pubescent belugas. Really handy while polishing your Rod Bearings.

Verbiage · 05-27-2016, 06:20 AM

The epitome of working with seamen.

jtodd_fl · 05-27-2016, 06:22 AM

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The epitome of working with seamen.

Wow. Epitome. That's quite a mouthful, but I'll bet you're used to that when working with seamen.

Verbiage · 05-27-2016, 06:25 AM

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Wow. Epitome. That's quite a mouthful, but I'll bet your used to that when working with seamen.

*you're

Sorry man, improper usage of those words makes my eyes bleed, it's like I see men, or something.

Verbiage · 05-27-2016, 06:26 AM

Wait, what was this thread about again? Shit. LOL

jtodd_fl · 05-27-2016, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Wow. Epitome. That's quite a mouthful, but I'll bet your used to that when working with seamen.

*you're

Sorry man, improper usage of those words makes my eyes bleed, it's like I see men, or something.

Damn. Twice. :,(

Also, can we call it a typo instead of improper usage. I know the difference

jtodd_fl · 05-27-2016, 06:28 AM

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Wait, what was this thread about again? Shit. LOL

OP wants to know whom he should manually stimulate into a jar this winter.

Verbiage · 05-27-2016, 06:31 AM

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Damn. Twice. :,(

Also, can we call it a typo instead of improper usage. I know the difference

Typo it is. Pass b/c no one GAF on Friday's. Even in FL.

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OP wants to know whom he should manually stimulate into a jar this winter.

Ohhhhhh.

Shit! It's $3500.

PoorLurker · 05-27-2016, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

This guy?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...n-holiday.html

I seem to also recall reading about an oil-rich person air freighting his cars somewhere just to be detailed some years back.

Similar to a story I heard about some people paying nearly 7 figures just so they can attend a "cars and coffee" type of meet and drive in another country.

Mywifes335 · 05-27-2016, 10:16 AM

Guys,

Verbiage jtodd_fl

I think we just ruined OPs thread....

Locusts....

Verbiage · 05-27-2016, 10:24 AM

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Guys,

Verbiage jtodd_fl

I think we just ruined OPs thread....

Locusts....

No one is safe from us.

Actual footage of F87post.

Darkfox2002 · 05-27-2016, 11:26 AM

Not good enough, I need to get me some of this
http://www.amazon.com/Zymol-12001-Ro.../dp/B000F3K0T8

cprx7 · 05-27-2016, 11:31 AM

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I'm going to buy it so I can masturbate with it.

Talk about making a rod shine.

Maybe your dick will be 100% black LMAO

jtodd_fl · 05-27-2016, 12:01 PM

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Maybe your dick will be 100% black LMAO

cprx7 · 05-27-2016, 12:13 PM

^^LOL couldn't help it :jellyroll:

waiting for a good come back lol

natedog7700 · 05-28-2016, 11:21 PM

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Seriously, people spend their money on this?

Yes I do! Something you guys wouldn't understand without deep pockets, like myself

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