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kevinbahnz · 02-16-2015, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Power planer

It doesn't smell when I rinse, and the soap isn't fishy. Some sort of chemical reaction?

Try waxing your ass first.

squishy · 02-16-2015, 10:27 AM

Yes, especially if I rub one out in the shower, I smell VERY desirable to all the ladiez

How do you not give a fuck?

Whostheboss · 02-16-2015, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by squishy

Yes, especially if I rub one out in the shower, I smell VERY desirable to all the ladiez

How do you not give a fuck?

By not giving any. I have a pocket full of fucks and i aint giving one out.

Do you give any fucks?

Billup · 02-16-2015, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Whostheboss

By not giving any. I have a pocket full of fucks and i aint giving one out.

Do you give any fucks?

I do not give free handouts. Find someone else that has fucks to give. My life is too fucking awesome to hand out my fucks to fuckless neanderthals.

How many fucks could a fucker fuck if a fucker could fuck fucks?

Whostheboss · 02-16-2015, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

I do not give free handouts. Find someone else that has fucks to give. My life is too fucking awesome to hand out my fucks to fuckless neanderthals.

How many fucks could a fucker fuck if a fucker could fuck fucks?

As many fucks as possible.

Who gave less of a fuck? George Bush 1 or George Bush 2?

kevinbahnz · 02-16-2015, 01:52 PM

yeah, so, did anyone click on that thread just a few moments ago? WTF is up with that ?

Whostheboss · 02-16-2015, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by kevinbahnz

yeah, so, did anyone click on that thread just a few moments ago? WTF is up with that ?

Yea i almost puked. I've never seen anything like that in my life. I quickly closed that. Why will someone goof around like that? dumb!

Billup · 02-16-2015, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by kevinbahnz

yeah, so, did anyone click on that thread just a few moments ago? WTF is up with that ?

The one from the ever so desperate for attention Lute?

No. Don't really care.

In more interesting news, is anyone else happy that Egypt actually stood up and put up an attack after 24 years and took out 64 of those goat fuckers?

Whostheboss · 02-16-2015, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

The one from the ever so desperate for attention Lute?

No. Don't really care.

In more interesting news, is anyone else happy that Egypt actually stood up and put up an attack after 24 years and took out 64 of those goat fuckers?

It appears Egypt no longer fucks around.

Do you consider yourself lucky?

kevinbahnz · 02-16-2015, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

The one from the ever so desperate for attention Lute?

No. Don't really care.

In more interesting news, is anyone else happy that Egypt actually stood up and put up an attack after 24 years and took out 64 of those goat fuckers?

why don't we have more guys like the sniper over there taking them out ? or do we?

NEFARIOUS · 02-16-2015, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

I personally don't give a flying fuck about GMO's because most meat and veggies I buy are organic, because I'm a fucking green genius. Also, Quizno's is gross, all about Penn Station.

There isn't even a Penn Station here. I buy organic too, but I'm just saying.

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Why is it after I put soap in my ass the whole shower smells like 2-day old tuna?

Another thought: I bought a shampoo, and after wondering why the bubbles smelled faintly of shrimp, I read the bottle and realized that they had "marine extracts". Never buying Men's VO5 3-in-1 from the 99 Cents Store again

. But you might also have irritable bowel syndrome (happened to me, but it was more of a wet hay smell). Try to not stress out so much.

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Originally Posted by kevinbahnz

why don't we have more guys like the sniper over there taking them out ? or do we?

We do... Otherwise why is American Sniper not fiction?

UncleWede · 02-17-2015, 12:08 AM

While there is a trial, I think there may be some poetic license taken with the movie. I still stood at the funeral scene.

So if the smell comes even after I've shaved with the clippers and doesn't seem to matter which soap, ???

Billup · 02-18-2015, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

While there is a trial, I think there may be some poetic license taken with the movie. I still stood at the funeral scene.

So if the smell comes even after I've shaved with the clippers and doesn't seem to matter which soap, ???

Then it's officially become a cold case. I'll have to get Deputy Diddle Sticks to take over from here.

It snowed out here yesterday. This morning was a tid bit icy, but 97% dry, yet nobody was on the roads...., why?

Whostheboss · 02-18-2015, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Then it's officially become a cold case. I'll have to get Deputy Diddle Sticks to take over from here.

It snowed out here yesterday. This morning was a tid bit icy, but 97% dry, yet nobody was on the roads...., why?

They're scarrrrred!

Why are they scarrrrred?

kevinbahnz · 02-18-2015, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Whostheboss

They're scarrrrred!

Why are they scarrrrred?

we already have 1 death related to the "Storm" yesterday. A girl lost control of her car on the black ice. The state does not have enough equipment to handle the snow/ice. It's been 2 days since the shit(<1") came down and there's still roads out there that aren't cleared. Oh and the people down here just don't know how to act in it. I was slipping and sliding all over the place in my s2000. Yes, I am part of those ppl.

Oh , did I mention that school will be closed for the rest of the week?? lolz

Whostheboss · 02-18-2015, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by kevinbahnz

we already have 1 death related to the "Storm" yesterday. A girl lost control of her car on the black ice. The state does not have enough equipment to handle the snow/ice. It's been 2 days since the shit(<1") came down and there's still roads out there that aren't cleared. Oh and the people down here just don't know how to act in it. I was slipping and sliding all over the place in my s2000. Yes, I am part of those ppl.

Oh , did I mention that school will be closed for the rest of the week?? lolz

LOL! I was in Charlotte 2 weeks ago. Men, back in my day we had school no matter how much snow fell. If it was a lot of snow, they'll put chains on school bus tires. If the bus still could't make it, we had to walk. Kids these days.

Why is everyone so obsessed with taking 'selfies'? I mean, there's even a selfie stick. WTH?

Billup · 02-18-2015, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by kevinbahnz

we already have 1 death related to the "Storm" yesterday. A girl lost control of her car on the black ice. The state does not have enough equipment to handle the snow/ice. It's been 2 days since the shit(<1") came down and there's still roads out there that aren't cleared. Oh and the people down here just don't know how to act in it. I was slipping and sliding all over the place in my s2000. Yes, I am part of those ppl.

Oh , did I mention that school will be closed for the rest of the week?? lolz

Sure did. Girl I'm talking to doesn't have to go to school, but I still have to drag my ass to work. My drive wasn't bad though. Had a ton of fun drifting the Kroger parking lot the other day after it all fell. Good times were had.

Does this mean it's going to shoot up into the 70's by next week?!?!

Whostheboss · 02-18-2015, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Sure did. Girl I'm talking to doesn't have to go to school, but I still have to drag my ass to work. My drive wasn't bad though. Had a ton of fun drifting the Kroger parking lot the other day after it all fell. Good times were had.

Does this mean it's going to shoot up into the 70's by next week?!?!

i wish. It should be in the 70's from Jan 1 to Dec 31.

Has anyone seen this?

UncleWede · 02-19-2015, 01:35 PM

Still haven't seen, not interested.

Do I now need a measles booster to go to the happiest place on earth?

UncleWede · 02-20-2015, 12:49 PM

Mom said I can't go, so it doesn't matter.

AM I the only one bothered that I can use my EBT (welfare) card in California to buy RockStar, but I can't buy 2% or whole milk?????

kevinbahnz · 02-20-2015, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Mom said I can't go, so it doesn't matter.

AM I the only one bothered that I can use my EBT (welfare) card in California to buy RockStar, but I can't buy 2% or whole milk?????

You can actually get cash out from your bet just like an atm card.

Can I borrow your ebt card.

Billup · 02-20-2015, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by kevinbahnz

You can actually get cash out from your bet just like an atm card.

Can I borrow your ebt card.

Nope, I managed to survive without one when I was poor. Now I'm greedy. I will however, give you one complimentary hug of your choice;

Would you like an; Over the shoulder, Criss-Cross, waist, or an extended embrace hug?

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