2017 resolutions!

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm still dying from this cold

You've got snot running out of your nose and you're probably hacking up all sorts of attractive stuff and you;re wondering why you're not getting laid?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by jpnh

You've got snot running out of your nose and you're probably hacking up all sorts of attractive stuff and you;re wondering why you're not getting laid?

It is a pleasure to have you back in your old form!

I'm the worst patient in the world, I make every man look good with the amount of complaining, whining and whining and whining and crying and pathetic begging to have milk. Anyone who sees this or even knows about my bravery when facing a common cold loses all illusions about me.

Dude, I'm not even complaining. Kids, work, life and about 13 years together, this is why god invented batteries!

[smoosh]

porn less
eat more
drink less
gym more
hate less
compliment more
angry less
orgasm more

i'mma mufuckin starboy

[Taskmaster]

Travel more, be more productive, win more, love more - be more stoic.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Of fuck off. They have carbs!! Enjoy your wonderful gift from mother earth!

I'm still dying from this cold which means I've been stuck in doors reading stupid work stuff while everyone else is outside drinking cold milk and enjoying the sunshine. Or something like that but I'm sure they've cured all lactose intolerant people from the world and in six months all dairies will explode because they've been kept running day and night for too long.

Potatoes, dude you do not know what it's like to have real issues!

Brussels sprouts suck btw too these days, with them too you apparently have to grow your own.

Of course I see sweetheart , but honestly I cannot eat Brussels sprouts because I fart non-stop after sprouts ...
It sounds strange as well , kinda like a broken exhaust !
I'm sure Anna , you know what I mean .

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Of course I see sweetheart , but honestly I cannot eat Brussels sprouts because I fart non-stop after sprouts ...
It sounds strange as well , kinda like a broken exhaust !
I'm sure Anna , you know what I mean .

Yes, I do, turbos do seem to make things sound tighter where as you na guys prefer lose and rumbling.

Keep off from the sprouts! We already have V8's

(I'm still running a fever. That's my excuse)

[VRG_135]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Of course I see sweetheart , but honestly I cannot eat Brussels sprouts because I fart non-stop after sprouts ...
It sounds strange as well , kinda like a broken exhaust !
I'm sure Anna , you know what I mean .

Too bad.....properly cooked brussel sprouts are the bomb, along with cauliflower. Go ahead and eat them, and blame the dog (or cat) for the "wind".

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yes, I do, turbos do seem to make things sound tighter where as you na guys prefer lose and rumbling.

Keep off from the sprouts! We already have V8's

(I'm still running a fever. That's my excuse)

Yeah Anna your explanation sounds right it's like the NA-V8 vs Twin-Turbo sound test .
Need to say after sprouts I sound more like the Twin-Turbo ...


Fever ? Are you sick Anna ?

[MightyMouseTech]

Originally Posted by Lups

It's easy for me, six months without milk means on my birthday I can have gallons. The other idiots have no excuse.

Six months without milk means you will probably be lactose intolerant from now on. Be careful.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by VRG_135

Too bad.....properly cooked brussel sprouts are the bomb, along with cauliflower. Go ahead and eat them, and blame the dog (or cat) for the "wind".

Sadly I don't have a dog or cat . I had a dog , may my Dina ( a black "Riezenschnauzer," ) RIP in dogs paradise...

Yesterday evening I cooked cauliflower with a white cream sauce with cutlets and mashed potatoes .
Need to say it was outstanding...

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by MightyMouseTech

Six months without milk means you will probably be lactose intolerant from now on. Be careful.

Lups, the rest of the world would probably appreciate you placing an order with these folks before you grab that gallon of milk and start chugging it

https://www.poopourri.com/#

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Yeah Anna your explanation sounds right it's like the NA-V8 vs Twin-Turbo sound test .
Need to say after sprouts I sound more like the Twin-Turbo ...


Fever ? Are you sick Anna ?

Sounding tight and being fast is all there is in life. ! Go add some greens in to your diet!

Meh, just some damn cold but I'm the most pathetic patient in the world. I do the whole drama and preparing for death thing. Very pathetic I know but but if even a slight rise in temperature is my weakness (okay, one out of many) I'll own up to it.

I think my body is giving up and dying because no milk. I always knew it was the elixir of life.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by MightyMouseTech

Six months without milk means you will probably be lactose intolerant from now on. Be careful.

I calculated that by taking a spoon full per week will take care of that and us finns are an exception with tolerating lactose very well (75% of the world population is estimated to be li, here the number is 17% according to Wikipedia).

I've consumed on average a gallon per day through the time I've had to carry it home myself, and my kids are addicts too. I won't risk my relationship with this nectar of the gods.

Stop scaring me!

[Axius]

4 days in and still alive somehow.


This whole resolution this is easy, not sure why people give up on theirs so quickly.

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by Lups

I calculated that by taking a spoon full per week will take care of that and us finns are an exception with tolerating lactose very well (75% of the world population is estimated to be li, here the number is 17% according to Wikipedia).

I've consumed on average a gallon per day through the time I've had to carry it home myself, and my kids are addicts too. I won't risk my relationship with this nectar of the gods.

Stop scaring me!

Are you sure you're not drinking russian milk and have been hacked too?

[fecurtis]

So which of you losers have already ruined your 2017 resolutions?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

4 days in and still alive somehow.


This whole resolution this is easy, not sure why people give up on theirs so quickly.

You're doing epic!

Originally Posted by jpnh

Are you sure you're not drinking russian milk and have been hacked too?

I am quite sure I'm dying of a cold or a plague or my bones just keeps shrinking due to losing their willingness to keep me alive. No russians needed here, a simple cold took me down.

Don't worry, my handle and password is listed in my last will and the recipient will make nice with you as well as I have. (I actually find you funny outside the politics sub forum, you often make remarks others don't, but you need to appreciate the answers too to understand that people are complex.)

Originally Posted by fecurtis

So which of you losers have already ruined your 2017 resolutions?

Me, but I have a really good excuse and my doctor said I'm so pathetic even my kids (servants since old enough) should be excused from my presence.

How in the world is that nice? The fucker came to my home, told me I will live through this and took my kids and took them to grandma. All I got was the usual: "don't worry kids, mom will be fine but she is so fucking annoying I'll give you a ride and in a day or two she maybe up for a less whiny life, then you can go back"

This is why you can't be friends with your doctor. Euthanasia was what I asked for, all I got was aspirin.

[VRG_135]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yes, I do, turbos do seem to make things sound tighter where as you na guys prefer lose and rumbling.

Keep off from the sprouts! We already have V8's

(I'm still running a fever. That's my excuse)

You still have a fever? You are not Scandinavian, and I know Why you don't drive a car right now. You're not LUPS, you are the queen of England! I've read about your cold.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by VRG_135

You still have a fever? You are not Scandinavian, and I know Why you don't drive a car right now. You're not LUPS, you are the queen of England! I've read about your cold.

Man you got issues, man! The paranoia!!

You can't picture milk in a rolls. That alone proofs you wrong man.

I'm also not Usain Bolt (which I'll regret when I have to run for "fun" for weeks on end.).

And in my case a fever is an over estimate. In celsius scale, 37 c is the normal body temperature. I'm a fucking lizard since normally I run at 35.5. Now im at 36.6 and I swear to fucking coffee everything hurts! The three times in my life I've reached the normal/or above the normal reading, I've ended up in either to a hospital or I've been too sick to find one.

[VRG_135]

Originally Posted by Lups

Man you got issues, man! The paranoia!!

You can't picture milk in a rolls. That alone proofs you wrong man.

I'm also not Usain Bolt (which I'll regret when I have to run for "fun" for weeks on end.).

And in my case a fever is an over estimate. In celsius scale, 37 c is the normal body temperature. I'm a fucking lizard since normally I run at 35.5. Now im at 36.6 and I swear to fucking coffee everything hurts! The threw times in my life I've reached the normal/or above the normal reading, I've ended up in either to a hospital or I've been too sick to find one.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/25/europe...ending-church/

https://www.google.com/amp/fox61.com...?client=safari

[Lups]

Originally Posted by VRG_135

http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/25/europe...ending-church/

https://www.google.com/amp/fox61.com...?client=safari

Couldn't I just be Usain? He has crashed more bmw's than I but he has the non wrinkle skin and the accent and I bet he could beat Tonka without having to go for runs!

I'd rather be QEI

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by Lups

I am quite sure I'm dying of a cold or a plague or my bones just keeps shrinking due to losing their willingness to keep me alive.

I'm pretty sure that if you're able to bleed for a week every month and survive that then you'll make it through this cold.

Dont die lups