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      08-28-2015, 09:34 PM   #13861
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On a serious note, it's my birthday on Tuesday so I'm staying in LA this week so my friends can throw me a dinner and hang out with everyone with no Louis drama.
You skipped the part about meeting your Prince of Persia, and him giving you a pair of Louboutins and a ring!
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Uh oh, she's been quiet for 30 minutes.

Matey! Matey! Plane down?!
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I am simply destined to be her personal trainer on "cardio days" while her Persian husband is away.

Sara and I will never be because
A) my credit score is mid 700s
B) I don't net over a million dollars, gross...maybe. But we all know that doesn't count thanks to the raping I take when I pay back taxes to Uncle Sam.
C) to her, she's rather I call her a "bitch" than ever use the other B word- "budget". It's a foreign language to her, and she'd have to settle for Walmart sweat pants and Friday night dates to the movies rather than the typical A list restaurant.

I may have physically left Rainier Beach, but the rainier beach in me hasn't.
LOLOLOL! Man that MLK drive is such a crappy area to drive, for SOO many reasons.
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Nothing special, bacon pasta with salad and so on. Just my usual quickies since we don't know how the place is equipped.
Nommmm! OMG Lups if you're ever in the Ballard, WA area you absolutely HAVE to go try La Carta De Oaxaca, it's hands down the best Mexican food I've had (including in Mexico).
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      08-28-2015, 09:57 PM   #13864
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Call me a noob but you can get internet on planes? I thought having cell phones and all other electronic devices makes planes crash and shit like that. BTW Sara504 safe flight
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      08-28-2015, 10:04 PM   #13865
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Call me a noob but you can get internet on planes? I thought having cell phones and all other electronic devices makes planes crash and shit like that. BTW Sara504 safe flight
LOL dude....

Banned for living in 2002.

But yes- you can buy wifi on most planes. Personally- it's a must for any 3hour+ flight
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      08-28-2015, 10:06 PM   #13866
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I am simply destined to be her personal trainer on "cardio days" while her Persian husband is away.

Sara and I will never be because
A) my credit score is mid 700s
B) I don't net over a million dollars, gross...maybe. But we all know that doesn't count thanks to the raping I take when I pay back taxes to Uncle Sam.
C) to her, she's rather I call her a "bitch" than ever use the other B word- "budget". It's a foreign language to her, and she'd have to settle for Walmart sweat pants and Friday night dates to the movies rather than the typical A list restaurant.

I may have physically left Rainier Beach, but the rainier beach in me hasn't.
LOLOLOL! Man that MLK drive is such a crappy area to drive, for SOO many reasons.
BTW, If you own high end Real Estate in your 20's it's nearly impossible to have over an 800 score making under $250k/year (Assuming you actually have fun with your extra cash). Just some useless facts for ya

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Nothing special, bacon pasta with salad and so on. Just my usual quickies since we don't know how the place is equipped.
Nommmm! OMG Lups if you're ever in the Ballard, WA area you absolutely HAVE to go try La Carta De Oaxaca, it's hands down the best Mexican food I've had (including in Mexico).
I am the sancho, aka the other man.

It's the role I've played many a times.

It also explains why there's a handful of guys ranging from Mexico to Australia that want to kick my ass


Can't say I blame em!

Oh btw- crevier is biting. I think they're realizing that if they don't strike a deal with me, they're going to sit on that car- for a very, very long time.
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      08-28-2015, 10:20 PM   #13867
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I've flown maybe 6 times since 2002 lol. I'd rather drive
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      08-28-2015, 10:21 PM   #13868
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Call me a noob but you can get internet on planes? I thought having cell phones and all other electronic devices makes planes crash and shit like that. BTW Sara504 safe flight
Yes, you rent it for $10
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      08-28-2015, 10:22 PM   #13869
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Wait check that, 16 actually but not since 2011.
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      08-28-2015, 10:28 PM   #13870
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Uh oh, she's been quiet for 30 minutes.

Matey! Matey! Plane down?!
I took a cat nap.
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      08-28-2015, 10:48 PM   #13872
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Is this what I sounded like posting all the m6 updates?


If so- I'm so sorry everyone.
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      08-28-2015, 10:49 PM   #13873
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Is this what I sounded like posting all the m6 updates?


If so- I'm so sorry everyone.
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Landed. Thanks for the well wishes guys. Now wish me luck!
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      08-28-2015, 11:25 PM   #13875
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Landed. Thanks for the well wishes guys. Now wish me luck!
Good luck!!!!!

PM me if he's actually got an annoying voice or twitches or something. Haha
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      08-28-2015, 11:34 PM   #13876
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Is this what I sounded like posting all the m6 updates?


If so- I'm so sorry everyone.
Who's gonna hit the next k or rep points first, you or I?
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      08-28-2015, 11:45 PM   #13877
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Is this what I sounded like posting all the m6 updates?


If so- I'm so sorry everyone.
Who's gonna hit the next k or rep points first, you or I?
I want 4 digit reps too! Hahaha
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      08-28-2015, 11:48 PM   #13878
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I want 4 digit reps too! Hahaha
Haha, you've actually deserved your points, I have no clue why anyone awards me with those ever.
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Is this what I sounded like posting all the m6 updates?


If so- I'm so sorry everyone.
Who's gonna hit the next k or rep points first, you or I?
Please, you.

If only more people thought like v1 I'd be running away with rep points.

I've been stuck in the 900s for a while :/.

I'll just be happy to join the 4 digit rep club. That way when you comment on actual forum threads- people are like "oh shit...mr popular has spoken"
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Please, you.

If only more people thought like v1 I'd be running away with rep points.

I've been stuck in the 900s for a while :/.

I'll just be happy to join the 4 digit rep club. That way when you comment on actual forum threads- people are like "oh shit...mr popular has spoken"
Bahaah, I made k in June and haven't been around much this month, so my stats are slipping.

The whole system is stupid but since we can always either accept it or go elsewhere, this is it.

Sup?
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Please, you.

If only more people thought like v1 I'd be running away with rep points.

I've been stuck in the 900s for a while :/.

I'll just be happy to join the 4 digit rep club. That way when you comment on actual forum threads- people are like "oh shit...mr popular has spoken"
Bahaah, I made k in June and haven't been around much this month, so my stats are slipping.

The whole system is stupid but since we can always either accept it or go elsewhere, this is it.

Sup?
It is a stupid system- but until they fix it, I'm ok with it.

But cmon guys! Get Tara and I to 1000! That means we're officially mini mods!

I mean, Lups/ look at the power you have. You can literally go into any thread you want and talk about squirrels. Or dicks. Or fishing. Doesn't matter if it's OT or a real forum.

Why?

Cause you're balling out and your rep points mean= respect.

And what's up with me...is I'm about to devoure this extra large pizza by myself.

Sup with you bbygirl?
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It is a stupid system- but until they fix it, I'm ok with it.

But cmon guys! Get Tara and I to 1000! That means we're officially mini mods!

I mean, Lups/ look at the power you have. You can literally go into any thread you want and talk about squirrels. Or dicks. Or fishing. Doesn't matter if it's OT or a real forum.

Why?

Cause you're balling out and your rep points mean= respect.

And what's up with me...is I'm about to devoure this extra large pizza by myself.

Sup with you bbygirl?
Dude multiquotes don't come through to me!


I've done that here always. I'm probably the most hated member also but I have the boys here whipped enough that they all know I am a 48 year old man and a one too and they have realized I'm just entertaining. The only time i was serious, the thread was funny for most and got the whole F8x generation owners on my back nicely.

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1164798

Beer. My car is fucked and I'm taking Tara camping tomorrow and my tent is in the car!

You win man, you won! Friday night is yours!
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