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      07-24-2016, 10:06 PM   #7085
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      07-24-2016, 10:11 PM   #7086
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Man...some Bumble girls are just the sweetest
tell her you'll pee on her
Lol nah

I may be an Internetdouche but even I have a limit...gonna give my thanks, see what her deal is/what she's about, and wish her the best

BUT, am gonna get her phone number just in case opportunity calls
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      07-24-2016, 10:45 PM   #7087
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      07-24-2016, 10:55 PM   #7088
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      07-24-2016, 11:29 PM   #7089
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      07-24-2016, 11:31 PM   #7090
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      07-24-2016, 11:37 PM   #7091
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      07-24-2016, 11:39 PM   #7092
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      07-24-2016, 11:40 PM   #7093
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I feel like I just got an STD from reading this weekends highlights.
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      07-24-2016, 11:43 PM   #7094
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      07-24-2016, 11:44 PM   #7095
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      07-24-2016, 11:45 PM   #7096
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I think these are the kinds of Indian dudes who have trouble with women (all women across the board, not just white bitches)



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      07-24-2016, 11:45 PM   #7097
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      07-24-2016, 11:48 PM   #7098
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HAHAHAHAAH

Where've you been you funny mother fucker?

Ps I produced that. I have no talent
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      07-24-2016, 11:59 PM   #7099
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Why is my dick sore all of a sudden if all I just did was run my weekly 10 mile Sunday run earlier?

I think I did catch something too from reading about EALm4 s weekend
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      07-24-2016, 11:59 PM   #7100
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HAHAHAHAAH

Where've you been you funny mother fucker?

Ps I produced that. I have no talent
Brehh there's been no one who I can obviously make fun of/roast in OT lately .

I'm almost tempted to pay this mother fucker to take his video down. I haven't cringed this hard since reading about Aatish trying to bang a 9/10 woman as a 6/10 dude in her friend zone.

Just kidding Aatish...maybe
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      07-25-2016, 12:17 AM   #7101
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HAHAHAHAAH

Where've you been you funny mother fucker?

Ps I produced that. I have no talent
Brehh there's been no one who I can obviously make fun of/roast in OT lately .

I'm almost tempted to pay this mother fucker to take his video down. I haven't cringed this hard since reading about Aatish trying to bang a 9/10 woman as a 6/10 dude in her friend zone.

Just kidding Aatish...maybe
HEY THAT 9/10 IS MY FUTURE WIFE YOURE TALKING BOUT.

She really is cute. I mean, aatish is cool so I hope he can work some magic- but would I cry a river if she says no?

What do you think?
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      07-25-2016, 03:00 AM   #7102
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Someone ought to get matched to Dilara and text her a link to this thread... Heh.
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      07-25-2016, 03:33 AM   #7104
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Someone ought to get matched to Dilara and text her a link to this thread... Heh.
Don't you dare!

Not only will she be furious, now, thanks to EALm4, she'll be impregnated and contract AIDS as well.

We cannot speak of the unspeakable (this thread) to Dilara.
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Don't you dare!

Not only will she be furious, now, thanks to EALm4, she'll be impregnated and contract AIDS as well.

We cannot speak of the unspeakable (this thread) to Dilara.
Ok, but for her safety. I don't want her getting AIDS from EALm4 's stanky ePenis.
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      07-25-2016, 04:00 AM   #7106
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Don't you dare!

Not only will she be furious, now, thanks to EALm4, she'll be impregnated and contract AIDS as well.

We cannot speak of the unspeakable (this thread) to Dilara.
Ok, but for her safety. I don't want her getting AIDS from EALm4 's stanky ePenis.
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