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      11-27-2015, 11:10 AM   #595
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I thought you loved me for my HAIR
Thank goodness your hair is long enough to fit in the same shot then! This would been awkward after all this time otherwise.
An ass/hair shot by the chili garden???
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An ass/hair shot by the chili garden???
It's official. Internet has fucked up my brain.
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      11-27-2015, 11:17 AM   #597
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      11-27-2015, 11:19 AM   #598
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The internet is a scary and dangerous place.
Yeah, it is. I think I'm making it worse.
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      11-27-2015, 11:24 AM   #599
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The internet is a scary and dangerous place.
Yeah, it is. I think I'm making it worse.
That's for damn sure.
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      11-27-2015, 11:24 AM   #600
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Yeah, it is. I think I'm making it worse.
Good morning, Lups.
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      11-27-2015, 11:25 AM   #601
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It's the others we have to watch out for....,
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      11-27-2015, 11:28 AM   #602
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Biorin is not keepin it real...

Best ass

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#2 Mr Tonka, close second
#3 Abescue, distant third
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      11-27-2015, 11:40 AM   #603
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Good morning, Lups.
Good evening sir .
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      11-27-2015, 11:41 AM   #604
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Good morning, Lups.
Can't you go back to being a bitch? I find liking you disturbing. This is too weird.

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Biorin is not keepin it real...

Best ass

#1 Ax
#2 Mr Tonka, close second
#3 Abescue, distant third
I disagree. Ax is still a baby, his best years are just coming. In ten years a shot of him will bankrupt us ladies.

Mr Tonka can't be rated. Skaters tend to develop well in that section.

Asb kinda showed the youngsters that the best years are a head.

All in all, this trio made spending on goats really good.

we take new entries! Go make us happy!
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      11-27-2015, 11:46 AM   #605
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Biorin is not keepin it real...

Best ass

#1 Ax
#2 Mr Tonka, close second
#3 Abescue, distant third
How am I not keeping it real?? I'm the realest!
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      11-27-2015, 11:50 AM   #606
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Biorin is real. We totally texted off the forum. Still not sure if old hairy man or real girl from video, but realness is confirmed.
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Biorin is real. We totally texted off the forum. Still not sure if old hairy man or real girl from video, but realness is confirmed.
That bitch. She never texts me.
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Ooooooh did I just get to start some drama!
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Hey, Phillipe.
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Biorin is real. We totally texted off the forum. Still not sure if old hairy man or real girl from video, but realness is confirmed.
I see how it is. You don't text me anymore
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That bitch. She never texts me.
Sorry,mama lups. She's strictly dickley.
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Biorin is real. We totally texted off the forum. Still not sure if old hairy man or real girl from video, but realness is confirmed.
And i thought i was special.
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Sorry,mama lups. She's strictly dickley.


You crush me.

How is your morning?
(see what you've done to me!! This is too weird!)
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You crush me.

How is your morning?
(see what you've done to me!! This is too weird!)
A lot better now that I'm talking to you.
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I see how it is. You don't text me anymore
Nooo, YOU don't text me anymore! You're too busy making millions from your videos for a peasant like me.

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And i thought i was special.
Oh you are bud! Turn that frown upside down!
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A lot better now that I'm talking to you.
Stop this!
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