What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

Mr Tonka · 01-17-2017, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Yeah, I just became self employed about a month ago. Little stressful honestly as its all on you if you want to eat the next day, but there are a lot of perks too.

Chasing customers for payment is a PITA though.

Only a month ago...according to the self employed time line, in about 2 more months you should receive your standard issue yacht and 40 extra hours of free time every week. Plus an allowance to pay for the fuel and crew to run the yacht.

Good choice on going self employed. It's skittles and rainbows from here on out.

Joekerr · 01-17-2017, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Your job description sounds like you are one of those bargain bin prostitutes and haven't elevated to escort level yet...

Cash up front, honey... Always... Johns will bust and run... Ask Axius, he can verify...

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Only a month ago...according to the self employed time line, in about 2 more months you should receive your standard issue yacht and 40 extra hours of free time every week. Plus an allowance to pay for the fuel and crew to run the yacht.

Good choice on going self employed. It's skittles and rainbows from here on out.

Up here we actually get the team of huskies and dog sled before the yacht but I agree. I'm waiting here patiently for the next two weeks to pass. You don't need to actually work when you are self employed right?

shockin330i · 01-17-2017, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yeah that would be dope. Buddy I played high school golf with owns big dealer in my area. Wife buying car from him shortly.

Honestly self employed is only way to go but not always an option.

Yeah I feel you. I was raised in family business. While it may be more work, its actually awesome to have no one to listen to. You want a day off, you take it and so forth.

1MOREMOD · 01-17-2017, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I stand by the fact that I will not EVER allow someone to get a BJ before cash in hand. Such a stupid noob mistake, but live and learn I suppose.

Who are you giving blown jobs?

Axius · 01-17-2017, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Who are you giving blown jobs?

Betty White. Today was her birthday, and that means it's also her penis's birthday.

Joekerr · 01-17-2017, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Who are you giving blown jobs?

I feel like this post was prompted by more than idle curiosity.

Get in line behind Betty White 1MOREMOD then I guess. Pretty short line just the two of you though.

Axius · 01-17-2017, 01:26 PM

Short line, but I tell you what, that woman has the stamina of a seasoned veteran. It's been 24 hours now and she's barely flinched.

Joekerr · 01-17-2017, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Short line, but I tell you what, that woman has the stamina of a seasoned veteran. It's been 24 hours now and she's barely flinched.

Given who's waiting behind, if I were you, I'd be praying her stamina continues to hold.

At least till he gets distracted by bacon or guns.

1MOREMOD · 01-17-2017, 03:12 PM

Wtf he's the fool talking about giving blow jobs and I get flamed, ban

Axius · 01-17-2017, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Given who's waiting behind, if I were you, I'd be praying her stamina continues to hold.

At least till he gets distracted by bacon or guns.

I expect her to pass this year and everyone will go "OMG 2017 was the worst, it took Betty White, ugh my life is over she was too young to die smh fml omg #BWwemiss you"

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Wtf he's the fool talking about giving blow jobs and I get flamed, ban

its Betty White bro. Stop being such a flamer.

Joekerr · 01-18-2017, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Wtf he's the fool talking about giving blow jobs and I get flamed, ban

It's a life lesson. Specifically, that life is not fair.

1MOREMOD · 01-18-2017, 08:36 AM

Crazy day yesterday. Worked my 8 hrs and started home over Snoqualmie pass. Got over the top and passed closed less than 2 miles ahead of me due to slide. Was crappy going getting there. Turned around and drove wrong way on i90 rather than sit. Crossed blewitt pass still 20 degrees and freezing rain. And the over stevens dumping snow the whole way. 7 hr drive time and 3 passes .ade for a 18 hr day

///M Power-Belgium · 01-18-2017, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

It's a life lesson. Specifically, that life is not fair.

While I want to post in the last 2-3 days I get often the message => *Database Error* from Bimmerpost ..
Do you guys have the same problem ?

Axius · 01-18-2017, 08:53 AM

Is it Friday yet?

MKSixer · 01-18-2017, 09:37 AM

WTF happened here?!?!!

I turn my attention to work issues and this thread blows up. Axius and 1MOREMOD , leave Betty White alone because her jaw must be sore by now. That's a lot of bj's over the near century.

I am invoking Shadow Government Edict #1: Whenever crap gets weird, invade another country. Pick one and send the troops in. Let's git 'er done.

Makin' 'Murica 'Mazin - One invasion at a time.

Axius · 01-18-2017, 09:59 AM

Can we invade Trinidad and Tobago first? I'd really like to own that property just because of how cool the name is.

Aatish · 01-18-2017, 11:46 AM

Phil Jackson or Pat Riley?

UncleWede · 01-18-2017, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Can we invade Trinidad and Tobago first? I'd really like to own that property just because of how cool the name is.

He said ONE country to invade. Which one do you want, Trinidad, or Tobago?

Axius · 01-18-2017, 01:03 PM

Well, he said whenever shit gets weird we can invade another, so we'll start with Tobago and work our way backwards.

Biorin · 01-18-2017, 01:42 PM

I am so bored. How long do I have to own my car before it's not too soon to do paint correction? I was the victim of a horrible car wash, and there are swirls for days. Foooorrrr daaayyyyssss.

///M Power-Belgium · 01-18-2017, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I am so bored. How long do I have to own my car before it's not too soon to do paint correction? I was the victim of a horrible car wash, and there are swirls for days. Foooorrrr daaayyyyssss.

Nice to hear you are bored Biorin . Boring = time , so now you have the time to polish on your swirls ..
Advice: Car wash sucks for your paint => Hand wash rules , with the 2 bucket method !

Tell me....Can you finally handle the stick ?

Axius · 01-18-2017, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I am so bored. How long do I have to own my car before it's not too soon to do paint correction? I was the victim of a horrible car wash, and there are swirls for days. Foooorrrr daaayyyyssss.

Have a traveling detailer come out and buff her up.

Also..., why did you go to a car wash that would leave swirls! Bad! BAD BAD BAD!

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