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      12-30-2016, 03:05 PM   #1
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2017 resolutions!

So mine goes like this: Learn a pop song. By name if no effort can't be put to this.

2, beat my 15 year old self in a physical test. (physiques was used first and yeah, I hate English.)

3, Spanish, figure it out since they got all the good food in the bloodlines.

4. 12 hour max on work per day, which includes my nice "have fun at work!" Hours. That means working on a picnic, that means studying while walking the dogs will not be seen as free hours.

5. Mother fucking big ass no to all foods prepared by my mother in-law.

6. If the kids are sick (as in cold) no more weeks before sleeping properly


7. Buy a car.
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Same thing I resolve every year.

1. Be less tolerant of stupid people.

2. Wear more black.

3. ????????

4. Profit.
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Trying to get back to your 15 yr old physique might be a challenge even for you Lups .. or perhaps you meant Physics I could be in a lot of trouble here so I'll stop now

Oh yeah: Drink smart, work out a hell of a lot more and try not to snarl every time Trump opens his mouth
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Shoot more, drive more, drink less days but more volume, quit being a bitch at the gym
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Same thing I resolve every year.

1. Be less tolerant of stupid people.

2. Wear more black.

3. ????????

4. Profit.
That's a resolution? LOL.

Me, simple, be like fiddy, get rich or die tryin'
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1. start taking steroids
2. rip shirt off at gym halfway into workout to show massive pump
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Trying to get back to your 15 yr old physique might be a challenge even for you Lups .. or perhaps you meant Physics I could be in a lot of trouble here so I'll stop now

Oh yeah: Drink smart, work out a hell of a lot more and try not to snarl every time Trump opens his mouth
You trying to tell me I can't write? Join the club...

I found my old journal about our test results , the 12 minute coopers test, abs, back muscles, the bar in the sealing and you hauling your head above it, jumps as in night and in distance without speed, the works


When I was 15, I killed my back skating. I still participated after being in bed rest for almost two months and I couldn't even do the cooper, so if I work out insanely much, fix my diet and (and this is a huge fucking if) if I stop working so much, I might... Realize... I'm not young anymore.



But fuck that, I'm not eating anything bad or with ingredients that looks like they were raped by the cook this year. That's my one and only true promise.
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Same thing I resolve every year.

1. Be less tolerant of stupid people.

2. Wear more black.

3. ????????

4. Profit.
In a very short time, you've become one of my favorite ot posters. Clearly stupid follows you.

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That's a resolution? LOL.

Me, simple, be like fiddy, get rich or die tryin'
It's so sad that guy is the rapper you quoted. Come on...
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1. start taking steroids
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Hey I saw your fan club. You're doing great man!

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It's so sad that guy is the rapper you quoted. Come on...
What's wrong? I don't particularly like the rapper but his line's good.
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Stand corrected - wait a minute, you have journals recording physical training classes you did when you were 15? Impressive!

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Same thing I resolve every year.

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2. Wear more black.

3. ????????

4. Profit.
Are you originally from NYC?
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What's wrong? I don't particularly like the rapper but his line's good.
Fifty is a poster boy, a needed one after Eminem kind of ruined Dre by being so damn popular. I've seen hockey players speaking more fluently that that man. That's saying something.

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Stand corrected - wait a minute, you have journals recording physical training classes you did when you were 15? Impressive!
Dude I trained in three sports from the age of 4 to the age of 28.

I hated figure skating with passion, but as a coach I was epic. In my team there were some really tough gals and in order to make the team, you had to meet the standards in physical fitness (see, I can learn, I just usually don't). The results in every measured aspect were like 30% down that year, so that, that I might hit! I also have my army scores in file but there is no way in hell I'll meet those.

The two other sports were getting the shit beaten off myself with ma (of a kind) and rollerblades and some ramps
Btw, I saw you still read Ssott thread. You're welcome to join us in our battles too.
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Use more vacation time/better balance work/life

Get a couple projects done on the house once the glacier recedes

Stay away from crazy women

Be healthier/Save more money
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Fifty is a poster boy, a needed one after Eminem kind of ruined Dre by being sp damn popular. I've seen hockey players speaking more fluently that that man. That's saying something.
O...k....but one doesn't seek out rappers for the next Nobel laureate.
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I hear ye - was college level rugby player, school and club soccer player and raced road bikes and even off-road (what was called cross-country back then but basically mountain biking with narrow tires!!), all in late teens - even competed for the golf club etc. Was prob fittest ever though like you in my time in the military. Current goal is to just get my ass in gear (read time!) with just two sports right now it would be a win in my book - need to get my rear in gear this year! That was terrible

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Fifty is a poster boy, a needed one after Eminem kind of ruined Dre by being sp damn popular. I've seen hockey players speaking more fluently that that man. That's saying something.



Dude I trained in three sports from the age of 4 to the age of 28.

I hated figure skating with passion, but as a coach I was epic. In my team there were some really tough gals and in order to make the team, you had to meet the standards in physical fitness (see, I can learn, I just usually don't). The results in every measured aspect were like 30% down that year, so that, that I might hit! I also have my army scores in file but there is no way in hell I'll meet those.

The two other sports were getting the shit beaten off myself with ma (of a kind) and rollerblades and some ramps
Btw, I saw you still read Ssott thread. You're welcome to join us in our battles too.
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Are you originally from NYC?
LOL, no. But that is one of the few US cities I actually feel comfortable.
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LOL, no. But that is one of the few US cities I actually feel comfortable.
I worked in NYC for a while and used to enjoy fucking with people by making eye contact, smiling and saying hello.

You could always tell who was from nyc and who had moved to nyc......the transplants were usually momentarily stunned and smiled/said hello back.........the natives were generally just less than civil
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You dont own a car? What brought you to this forum? just curious
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I worked in NYC for a while and used to enjoy fucking with people by making eye contact, smiling and saying hello.

You could always tell who was from nyc and who had moved to nyc......the transplants were usually momentarily stunned and smiled/said hello back.........the natives were generally just less than civil
True. Being from NYC, everyone walks fast, has no patience and is miserable 23/24 hours of the day.

Good ole' hustling and bustling.
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Oh, as for 2017 resolutions.

Save more money.

Make sure parents are taken care of.

Get laid.
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Damn straight skippy! Takes some effort.
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