12-25-2017, 09:26 AM | #14368 |
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You have presents you weren't entitled to receive. Grifted.
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12-25-2017, 12:40 PM | #14369 |
I can haz cheezburger?
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How did you know I received food stamps that should have went to Laquanda Dashekie Williams?
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12-25-2017, 01:03 PM | #14370 |
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You need to return it all. Stamped.
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12-25-2017, 01:14 PM | #14371 |
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Wear a red sack for his crown jewels, banned!
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12-25-2017, 06:57 PM | #14373 |
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Didn't grift yourself a frozen snickers. Luquanda would be disappointed but her Obama phone doesn't getting Bimmerpost
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12-25-2017, 08:17 PM | #14375 |
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LaQuanda was ejected as low priestess of the temple. Banned.
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12-25-2017, 09:52 PM | #14376 |
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Oh EJECTED. I heard something else more "fountain-like"
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12-26-2017, 07:47 AM | #14378 |
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Banned for always looking for bush whilst driving the van. Bushed.
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12-26-2017, 08:45 AM | #14380 |
I can haz cheezburger?
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I will not drive the van as the steering wheel is sticky from UncleWede's arctic excursions.
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12-26-2017, 09:27 AM | #14381 |
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Whell stucked by uncles poultry sh*t and making me sneeze!
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12-26-2017, 09:44 AM | #14382 |
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Loves surprise butt sex. Ban.
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12-26-2017, 09:54 AM | #14384 |
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I pride myself on said slam.
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12-26-2017, 10:52 AM | #14388 |
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Doesn't embrace the chaos....Ban
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