1MOREMOD & Axius for President w/MKSixer as Chief of Stuff & C5Driver for Security

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by jpnh

Who knew there was a lot of hunting and gathering in the wilds of Toronto

Pretty sure Joekerr is in the rural outskirts of an exurb that neighbors a remote suburb of outer-Toronto.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Pretty sure Joekerr is in the rural outskirts of an exurb that neighbors a remote suburb of outer-Toronto.

How did you know? Is my redneck showing?

It's true...I'm at least an hour away from Toronto, what a lousy place that is. Everytime I have to go there I'm reminded of how much I dislike the traffic and generally the people with some exceptions.

I'm out in the country which is far better.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Possible Answers:

A. I have wood, especially in the morning. Timber is a very valuable resource.

B. I can survive in temperatures that would immediately make an American freeze solid making me useful for winter hunting and gathering and ultimate survival of said new country.

C. I have a rudimentary understanding of law and can make your position appear legal to the untrained eye.


So, out of the above possible answers (all of which are correct by the way because I really don't get enough credit for being right about everything), my final answer is A.

I choose c.

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Pretty sure Joekerr is in the rural outskirts of an exurb that neighbors a remote suburb of outer-Toronto.

Ontario is beautiful, I've spend a good bit of time up in beachburg area northwest of ottowa

Canada will make a fine addition to the realm

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jpnh

Ontario is beautiful, I've spend a good bit of time up in beachburg area northwest of ottowa

Canada will make a fine addition to the realm

This is why an unconditional surrender by them makes sense. I'd hate to leave all of that area in bad shape from the invasion.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

How did you know? Is my redneck showing?

It's true...I'm at least an hour away from Toronto, what a lousy place that is. Everytime I have to go there I'm reminded of how much I dislike the traffic and generally the people with some exceptions.

I'm out in the country which is far better.

Wasn't it you in home improvements thread that cleared out a fire pit area? I have a memory like a steel trap!



Things are trapped in and never get out.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Wasn't it you in home improvements thread that cleared out a fire pit area? I have a memory like a steel trap!



Things are trapped in and never get out.

Oh yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, that was me. I love where I live. If I lived in Toronto, I'd be very sad. And even less funny.

[1MOREMOD]

Blue waffles for everyone

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I choose c.

Well, at least we both now agree that I'm a valuable resource. So what cabinet position am I being offered? Something befitting my status I hope?

[1MOREMOD]

Head spin doctor

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Oh yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, that was me. I love where I live. If I lived in Toronto, I'd be very sad. And even less funny.

That's actually pretty hard to believe.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Oh yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, that was me. I love where I live. If I lived in Toronto, I'd be very sad. And even less funny.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

That's actually pretty hard to believe.

Trust me. Have you never met a depressed accountant? No humour at all there, whereas the average accountant, well, their attempts at humour are sort of like the saying "Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while".

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Head spin doctor

I'll consider the position...provided it comes with a few pew-pews and a few other benefits which I will stipulate later, you may just have yourself a spin doctor.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

She forced me to clean the pool naked and would watch me from the kitchen window. I felt so violated.

Originally Posted by jpnh

How long did it take you to get over it....if you need to measure the time in ms please feel free

Originally Posted by Axius

Roughly .0000000000001928833 seconds. What she doesn't know is that I used to kick leaves back in at night so it would take me longer to clean it the following day.

Omg I did not tell you to work naked! I bought you that thong for a reason!

And I remember providing all tanning oil you needed and I always offered to rub it on you! I also let you listen to music while you worked, I always played my collection of classics to you! I thought it would make it more fun for you if you could dance a little on the job!

I do admit installing the stripper pole to the pool could've been seen as mildly disturbing, but I honestly feared that if you fell in, you couldn't swim back to shore. That was a safety feature!

I feel like my abilities as an employer are not respected and you're totally bad mouthing me. I will have to start looking for a new pool boy.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jpnh

That begs the question

Who controls the office of propaganda and oversight of MSM?

We both do. We work telepathically, which is what makes us such a killer team.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Omg I did not tell you to work naked! I bought you that thong for a reason!

And I remember providing all tanning oil you needed and I always offered to rub it on you! I also let you listen to music while you worked, I always played my collection of classics to you! I thought it would make it more fun for you if you could dance a little on the job!

I do admit installing the stripper pole to the pool could've been seen as mildly disturbing, but I honestly feared that if you fell in, you couldn't swim back to shore. That was a safety feature!

I feel like my abilities as an employer are not respected and you're totally bad mouthing me. I will have to start looking for a new pool boy.

You may not have told me directly but you sure as hell hinted at it! THE THONG WAS SEE THROUGH!

You were a great provider, can't say you weren't. The way the rich smell of coconuts radiated off your hands in the summer sun was intoxicating. Oh how I miss those days.

Go ahead and find a new one. There are none others like me and you know it. Besides, I wouldn't have left if you didn't hire that new Scandanavian gardener/landscaper dude with the mullet.

[Joekerr]

I feel like Lups appreciated me working her sig into one of my posts again.

[ASBSECU E93]

Hey Joekerr - you do any bow hunting up there??

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

We both do. We work telepathically, which is what makes us such a killer team.

Yes brainwashing is in effect

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Hey Joekerr - you do any bow hunting up there??

Do you bow hunt? You should come join my buddy and I one weekend.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Hey Joekerr - you do any bow hunting up there??

Originally Posted by Axius

Do you bow hunt? You should come join my buddy and I one weekend.

No, actually not a hunter other than paper targets. I tried my hand at the Robin Hood thing one time at a resort, I suck with a bow. Admittedly, I like the concept, I just know I'm terrible at it.

Hunting in general I envision to be huddled in a tent with a couple guys, miserable from the cold / rain, never ever see another animal so you don't even get anything for all the effort, and about all you kill is a bottle of scotch. It's the misery element that turns me off from the whole hunting thing. Maybe I'm wrong though, maybe it's nicer than I think it is.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Axius

Do you bow hunt? You should come join my buddy and I one weekend.

In my younger days - did much hunting with a bow.

Originally Posted by Joekerr

No, actually not a hunter other than paper targets. I tried my hand at the Robin Hood thing one time at a resort, I suck with a bow. Admittedly, I like the concept, I just know I'm terrible at it.

Hunting in general I envision to be huddled in a tent with a couple guys, miserable from the cold / rain, never ever see another animal so you don't even get anything for all the effort, and about all you kill is a bottle of scotch. It's the misery element that turns me off from the whole hunting thing. Maybe I'm wrong though, maybe it's nicer than I think it is.

The solitude can be a wonderful gift.