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      09-23-2016, 09:26 AM   #67
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Yet another truth...

Wait, does everybody know by now or is it still a secret??!
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First time I met this chick she lived in a trailer that had a sheet as the front door so we went for a drive and got real uncomfortable in the back seat of an RSX, did the nasty, then dropped her off at her classy establishment.


Mind you it was 2am and she lived an hour away on top of it....,



Then there was stinky vag Charice....,
Jungle fever?
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      09-23-2016, 09:28 AM   #69
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      09-23-2016, 09:34 AM   #70
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Jungle fever?
Figured it was worth a shot, completely ruined the experience, now I'm sticking to white, asian, or middle eastern.

Once you go black, sometimes you definitely go back. The saying is an utter lie.
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      09-23-2016, 10:10 AM   #71
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First time I met this chick she lived in a trailer that had a sheet as the front door so we went for a drive and got real uncomfortable in the back seat of an RSX, did the nasty, then dropped her off at her classy establishment.


Mind you it was 2am and she lived an hour away on top of it....,



Then there was stinky vag Charice....,
So I take it the really embarrassing part of the story is the RSX?
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      09-23-2016, 10:17 AM   #72
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So I take it the really embarrassing part of the story is the RSX?



YES! UGH, I HATE MY LIFE.
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      09-23-2016, 10:32 AM   #73
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Figured it was worth a shot, completely ruined the experience, now I'm sticking to white, asian, or middle eastern.

Once you go black, sometimes you definitely go back. The saying is an utter lie.
Haven't gone down that road. Probably never will. Thanks for confirming.
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      09-23-2016, 10:32 AM   #74
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slipped a roofie in her drink =X

jk

i sure have spent a shit ton of money on flights for me (or the girl) for a bang
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      09-23-2016, 10:43 AM   #75
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Haven't gone down that road. Probably never will. Thanks for confirming.
Anything for a friend!

I mean, not saying wouldn't try again, but she'd have to be a dime piece trap queen, hood rich.
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My vote is for Biorin, MKSixer, and C5driver as the cutest chicks on the forum.
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@C5driver takes the cake. No one can resist a leggy blonde with feet like skis.
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Truth... Belgium would melt like a puddle whenever C5 posted...
Guys...guys...what did C5driver do to you recently? Like, do you hate her or something?

We had finally convinced Belgium that C5driver was a guy so he would stop...now he's going to read this and realize we duped him.

If you delete your posts, I'll delete mine...
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      09-23-2016, 10:53 AM   #77
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Anything for a friend!

I mean, not saying wouldn't try again, but she'd have to be a dime piece trap queen, hood rich.
I mean, I would try it but she has to be Rihanna.

So it probably won't ever happen.
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Haha. Amazing attempt at a rescue. I emphasize attempt because you just labeled Sara and Tara as the common folks with whom Biorin is too cool to be mentioned. I know what you were trying to do, but this was an awesome colossal fail!
I read this on my phone and figured you had it well in hand, so I didn't respond.

But yeah, Lups - it was an evil post on my end and there was no good response to it. See - guys can be evil too...though in fairness, the only reason I said it was because other women have put me on the other end of it before...and there is no good response...
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      09-23-2016, 10:57 AM   #79
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Guys...guys...what did C5driver do to you recently? Like, do you hate her or something?

We had finally convinced Belgium that C5driver was a guy so he would stop...now he's going to read this and realize we duped him.

If you delete your posts, I'll delete mine...
No way, the joke has gone on for too long and I feel bad for Belgie. He deserves to know that c5driver951 is actually a chick.

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I mean, I would try it but she has to be Rihanna.

So it probably won't ever happen.
Don't be picky, there are tons of hot black chicks.
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No way, the joke has gone on for too long and I feel bad for Belgie. He deserves to know that c5driver951 is actually a chick.
I don't know...I mean you disappeared from the forums for about a month or so and you came back Mr. Nice Guy all of a sudden. What happened? Did you spend some time in Canada?
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I don't know...I mean you disappeared from the forums for about a month or so and you came back Mr. Nice Guy all of a sudden. What happened? Did you spend some time in Canada?
While I was gone I really reflected on what my life had become after spending so much time on OT. I had become so bitter and angry that I lost sight of myself. In that month, I swam in the ocean naked with a pack of dolphins and it was then that everything made sense...,


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While I was gone I really reflected on what my life had become after spending so much time on OT. I had become so bitter and angry that I lost sight of myself. In that month, I swam in the ocean naked with a pack of dolphins and it was then that everything made sense...,


bacon.
somebody get this guy a tissue.
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I read this on my phone and figured you had it well in hand, so I didn't respond.

But yeah, Lups - it was an evil post on my end and there was no good response to it. See - guys can be evil too...though in fairness, the only reason I said it was because other women have put me on the other end of it before...and there is no good response...
Well, I'd date you as a punishment for sure but I doubt anyone would be okay with such a severe consequences to your mild crime.
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      09-23-2016, 11:38 AM   #84
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While I was gone I really reflected on what my life had become after spending so much time on OT. I had become so bitter and angry that I lost sight of myself. In that month, I swam in the ocean naked with a pack of dolphins and it was then that everything made sense...,

bacon.
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Don't be picky, there are tons of hot black chicks.
You're from Detroit, right? You know exactly what I have to work with.
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      09-23-2016, 11:49 AM   #86
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We've got sara and tara to look pretty here!
Correct, Tara for the upper part and Sara for the legs *duck&run*
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I once had sex with one girl who was friends with the girl i wanted to have sex with to make her jealous and have sex with me. Kinda like chess. They say men are dumb but don't under estimate the value of a jealous woman.
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I once had sex with one girl who was friends with the girl i wanted to have sex with to make her jealous and have sex with me. Kinda like chess. They say men are dumb but don't under estimate the value of a jealous woman.
Who says men are dumb? Usually they say we think with our dicks, which you kind of just proved. Heh.
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