Ask a girl anything?

Lups · 05-08-2016, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Oh you mean you reported me cuz I wouldn't send you dick / ass pics... No lying on this sacred holiday where you give the illusion that you are a sane mother...

Hey I have access to your dick pics. I just prefer not seeing your penis.

Meh.

You are one of the real friends I've made on this forum. Out of two hundred thousand men, only a few stands out.

Even on this sacred date, I can honestly say thank you for being the guy you are and it is hilarious how you get pissed for the shit most men see as something we deserve for signing up to a car forum.

Now. None of this doesn't mean I don't want those cheeky "just doing the dishes" pics sent. So go lift up the weights before you enter the kitchen. My source for photos is far better than you.

Lups · 05-08-2016, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Weird. You send them to me so freely.

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Originally Posted by shoei

"Free" is subjective...

Jtodd if you want me to share, just say so!

We all need some hair in our back sides.

shoei · 05-08-2016, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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Originally Posted by shoei

Oh you mean you reported me cuz I wouldn't send you dick / ass pics... No lying on this sacred holiday where you give the illusion that you are a sane mother...

Hey I have access to your dick pics. I just prefer not seeing your penis.

Meh.

You are one of the real friends I've made on this forum. Out of two hundred thousand men, only a few stands out.

Even on this sacred date, I can honestly say thank you for being the guy you are and it is hilarious how you get pissed for the shit most men see as something we deserve for signing up to a car forum.

Now. None of this doesn't mean I don't want those cheeky "just doing the dishes" pics sent. So go lift up the weights before you enter the kitchen. My source for photos is far better than you.

You has no access... Your threats are as terrifying as when your children threatened to disown you for the shared bedroom fiasco... Your source knows better then to succumb to the dark side...

Sshhhhh, now go play with your kids !!!

Mywifes335 · 05-08-2016, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

We all thank you!

The history of a mothers day is a sad one: It was created to make people realize what we do daily.

Being a mother is seen as something that changes you, but I think it just brings back our own experiences and we repeat them or have a good shrink.

I'm very glad I got to experience this all, but a mothers day should be a smaller thing these days than a fathers day is. Or even better: "I'm a sane adult in some kiddos life" day.

In today's world a mom can support the family and be independent, but a father under the ex's wrath is ruined. A union with two moms or two dads is judged.

A child doesn't need either to flourish. Anyone can be the needed, good role model to any kid out there.

But having a mom is nice, after all.

Lups · 05-08-2016, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

You has no access... Your threats are as terrifying as when your children threatened to disown you for the shared bedroom fiasco... Your source knows better then to succumb to the dark side...

Sshhhhh, now go play with your kids !!!

My kids are asleep! They were used as child labor for four days.

And again, my source delivers pics of a dick. Usually I mean that like a penis but with you, I mean it more like you fucking happy people are horrible.

Don't worry. Nobody here believes me when I say you're a good guy

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

But having a mom is nice, after all.

Man, no. I've disowned mine.

Mywifes335 · 05-08-2016, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

My kids are asleep! They were used as child labor for four days.

And again, my source delivers pics of a dick. Usually I mean that like a penis but with you, I mean it more like you fucking happy people are horrible.

Don't worry. Nobody here believes me when I say you're a good guy

Man, no. I've disowned mine.

Haha. Ok there are some cases of "Mommy Dearest". I should qualify my statement with "good mom".

Lups · 05-08-2016, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Haha. Ok there are some cases of "Mommy Dearest". I should qualify my statement with "good mom".

Lol.

I'm very far from perfect. Actually, most people would say I'm the antichrist.

My mom on the other hand enjoys my defects. She sees my only good quality as my week spot.

Some say love is what you learn. I say the ability to love is hard work.

Mywifes335 · 05-08-2016, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Lol.

I'm very far from perfect. Actually, most people would say I'm the antichrist.

My mom on the other hand enjoys my defects. She sees my only good quality as my week spot.

Some say love is what you learn. I say the ability to love is hard work.

It is INDEED hard work. I have period of lapses. But when your heart it "touched", I can make even my grinch heart grow.

Arcades · 05-08-2016, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

It is INDEED hard work. I have period of lapses. But when your heart it "touched", I can make even my grinch heart grow.

You know that EMF thread?

I was going to say maybe his 7 series is haunted by a ghost but the mods closed it

Mywifes335 · 05-08-2016, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Arcades

You know that EMF thread?

I was going to say maybe his 7 series is haunted by a ghost but the mods closed it

Ah shit! The mods actually closed that thread down?

It was so hilarious! I mean the OP....getting anti-EMF injections? I've heard of anti-TNF injections...

Closed? Serious? Checking now.

Mywifes335 · 05-08-2016, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Arcades

You know that EMF thread?

I was going to say maybe his 7 series is haunted by a ghost but the mods closed it

SHIT! It's closed for real!

How about the mirror one on F30 post?

Btw, every time I see your avatar I think it's Peppa Pig.

Arcades · 05-08-2016, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

SHIT! It's closed for real!

How about the mirror one on F30 post?

Btw, every time I see your avatar I think it's Peppa Pig.

lol.

Clearly not gamers :P it's Kirby and BB-8

Lups · 05-10-2016, 03:06 PM

Why is the OT always boring when I have time?

So cruel dudes. So bad.

Banana Hammock · 05-10-2016, 03:11 PM

How accurate is this?

Lups · 05-10-2016, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

How accurate is this?

Not very. I'd try to give myself a bj. If that wouldn't work, anal.

Why?

Well, I'd like to know why human race still exists. Considering that was your question, I think I consider us women having more value than you do.
(for fucks sake, of course I'd do that, are you kidding? I'd take mine out in the grocery store and run around!)

Next question.

Mywifes335 · 05-10-2016, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Not very. I'd try to give myself a bj. If that wouldn't work, anal.

Why?

Well, I'd like to know why human race still exists. Considering that was your question, I think I consider us women having more value than you do.
(for fucks sake, of course I'd do that, are you kidding? I'd take mine out in the grocery store and run around!)

Next question.

Dick helicopter.

Lups · 05-10-2016, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Dick helicopter.

I had a crush on this guy when I was like 14. He was a few years older and we were running with our dogs together.

"wanna see a helicopter?"

"dude, I'm off to practice after this run, wtf are you on about?"

"see a helicopter!!"

"right. That's a tiny wiener that can't even make the rounds in this jogging pace.. I think we are done here"

A helicopter taught me my main rule about men: If they show you theirs too fast, there is not that much to see. Or anything you'd want to see.

An educational helicopter.

Mywifes335 · 05-10-2016, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I had a crush on this guy when I was like 14. He was a few years older and we were running with our dogs together.

"wanna see a helicopter?"

"dude, I'm off to practice after this run, wtf are you on about?"

"see a helicopter!!"

"right. That's a tiny wiener that can't even make the rounds in this jogging pace.. I think we are done here"

A helicopter taught me my main rule about men: If they show you theirs too fast, there is not that much to see. Or anything you'd want to see.

An educational helicopter.

Wow! Funny story but this kid must've been scarred for life! At 14, did you have a good dick size frame of reference already or was his just...that....tiny?

MKSixer · 05-10-2016, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I had a crush on this guy when I was like 14. He was a few years older and we were running with our dogs together.

"wanna see a helicopter?"

"dude, I'm off to practice after this run, wtf are you on about?"

"see a helicopter!!"

"right. That's a tiny wiener that can't even make the rounds in this jogging pace.. I think we are done here"

A helicopter taught me my main rule about men: If they show you theirs too fast, there is not that much to see. Or anything you'd want to see.

An educational helicopter.

I'm guessing no high performance lift-off was possible...

MKSixer · 05-10-2016, 05:07 PM

@Lups

Ok, question: What has been the most number of times a gentleman suitor has returned after being sent packing?

jtodd_fl · 05-10-2016, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by Lups

I had a crush on this guy when I was like 14. He was a few years older and we were running with our dogs together.

"wanna see a helicopter?"

"dude, I'm off to practice after this run, wtf are you on about?"

"see a helicopter!!"

"right. That's a tiny wiener that can't even make the rounds in this jogging pace.. I think we are done here"

A helicopter taught me my main rule about men: If they show you theirs too fast, there is not that much to see. Or anything you'd want to see.

An educational helicopter.

I'm guessing no high performance lift-off was possible...

Tiny helicopter. Lulz.

MKSixer · 05-10-2016, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Tiny helicopter. Lulz.

I'm not certain but I think that there is a matching violin...

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