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[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Yes I agree Anna ..
I noticed already 25 years ago that his penis-package was small !
But I'm sure you know how I am , and so I figured out why ..
My penis is bigger and more straight (a bigger balls package) but if I would be eye in eye with in front of me the Roman square formations I confess my penis would shrink too from fear..
Fear creates stress and the high testosterone levels were consumed on the battlefield so balls and penises actually shrink .

And that's why Caesars penis was actually invisible !

Another fact is ...They lost a lot of blood on the battlefield , and a big penis requires a huge blood pump to pump up the volume while all the blood was on the ground of the battlefield !

Yeah you are right Anna...*That mighty Ambiorix stance*
With his left hand on his heart he showed us he defended us with the strenght from his heart .
But the left hand on the heart means also.....*I rule here* !!!

Thank coffee its Saturday! We have a hood excuse to talk about penises!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

You watch a lot of sausage parties, eh?

No, just those marked as documentaries!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Thank coffee its Saturday! We have a hood excuse to talk about penises!

If you have further questions Anna about penises I'm sure you know I can help you..
I mean some are really hard !

Of course only for you Anna because I love you and Ambiorix too

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

If you have further questions Anna about penises I'm sure you know I can help you..
I mean some are really hard !

Of course only for you Anna because I love you and Ambiorix too

I'm pretty sure I know my way around a penis by now, but if I ever run in to an unfamiliar territory with one, I will email you immediately!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm pretty sure I know my way around a penis by now, but if I ever run in to an unfamiliar territory with one, I will email you immediately!

Same thing here and roger that my sweetheart !
Thank you Anna !

You know I don't run , I wait for you forever on my hard statue ...
I'm sure you saw he's hard like a rock !

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Same thing here and roger that my sweetheart !
Thank you Anna !

You know I don't run , I wait for you forever on my hard statue ...
I'm sure you saw he's hard like a rock !

Even rock melts in my presence. And white stuff comes out.

(my only excuse for this conversation is that I'm enjoying a rare night completely alone at home. Even the hubby pissed me off enough to get the boot for the night.)

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm pretty sure I know my way around a penis by now, but if I ever run in to an unfamiliar territory with one, I will email you immediately!

What? People have let you see their penises?? Teach me your ways!

[Aatish]

What's a penis?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Aatish

What's a penis?

It's a dingle dong floppy thing that goes inside a wet ribbed tunnel, ONLY AFTER MARRIAGE.

Sex Ed 101 brah.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Even rock melts in my presence. And white stuff comes out.

(my only excuse for this conversation is that I'm enjoying a rare night completely alone at home. Even the hubby pissed me off enough to get the boot for the night.)

Yes sweetheart I know ,and that sounds like hot lava ! I can make every female squirt (the eruption) but this would cool the lava dick .
Advantage is of course the ultimate non-stop lubrication of both parties
Life is too short so let the fluids just flow anywhere..
In short it's the sex flow..

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

It's a dingle dong floppy thing that goes inside a wet ribbed tunnel, ONLY AFTER MARRIAGE.

Sex Ed 101 brah.

Only after marriage ?!!
Wiliam are you a priest my friend ?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Biorin

What? People have let you see their penises?? Teach me your ways!

Anna saw it ,would you love to see it too ?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Only after marriage ?!!
Wiliam are you a priest my friend ?

Did you not take sexual education Belgie? They teach it here in the US, not sure about out there.

Sex before marriage is not a good thing and can give you AIDS or the clap. You must be pure, and your partner must be pure. My teacher described it as you either shop at Gucci or you shop at Salvation Army.

[1MOREMOD]

They have some good stuff at salvation army

[Axius]

That's why I shop there and am not pure. Didn't listen to sex ed. I'm worthless trash now.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

Did you not take sexual education Belgie? They teach it here in the US, not sure about out there.

Sex before marriage is not a good thing and can give you AIDS or the clap. You must be pure, and your partner must be pure. My teacher described it as you either shop at Gucci or you shop at Salvation Army.

I depends with who you fuck ...
I started to fuck when I was 16 with nice and clean girls only ,with zero problems !
I confess I was shy at 16 , that's like it was ..Girls are quicker mature than boys and my thing was full of action ...but it was always the girls who said, do it !
Yeah they teach over here as well , but meanwhile I can see they start to fuck while they are only 12-13 !

Actually *Kids fuck kids* and they don't realize what is clean or dirty , they just fuck around with no matter who or what and that means trouble !
Kids fuck kids = And make more kids in trouble !
If you fuck around in the dope area or with WTT (white trailer trash) you are asking about troubles in the danger-zone !
Like I said it depends with who ...And I was and I'm still smart enough to know where to put it in..

Look William I know what you mean , but actully it's BS !
Today I'm still not married and I never will be married , does this means don't fuck Philippe in the last 36 years ?
In short..I don't only pee with my penis William ..but I know how and where .

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I depends with who you fuck ...
I started to fuck when I was 16 with nice and clean girls only ,with zero problems !
I confess I was shy at 16 , that's like it was ..Girls are quicker mature than boys and my thing was full of action ...but it was always the girls who said, do it !
Yeah they teach over here as well , but meanwhile I can see they start to fuck while they are only 12-13 !

Actually *Kids fuck kids* and they don't realize what is clean or dirty , they just fuck around with no matter who or what and that means trouble !
Kids fuck kids = And make more kids in trouble !
If you fuck around in the dope area or with WTT (white trailer trash) you are asking about troubles in the danger-zone !
Like I said it depends with who ...And I was and I'm still smart enough to know where to put it in..

Look William I know what you mean , but actully it's BS !
Today I'm still not married and I never will be married , does this means don't fuck Philippe in the last 36 years ?
In short..I don't only pee with my penis William ..but I know how and where .

Sex education is very, very important, it's either that or chastity belts for men.

Billie was kidding, but we do not need American style teenage pregnancies here. Hell no. I've been having sex since I was 17, and hell no, not always to procreate.

Sex is the best sport in the world. Sex should be a bloody Olympic sport!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Sex education is very, very important, it's either that or chastity belts for men.

Billie was kidding, but we do not need American style teenage pregnancies here. Hell no. I've been having sex since I was 17, and hell no, not always to procreate.

Sex is the best sport in the world. Sex should be a bloody Olympic sport!

I know sweetheart . I was 16 and you was 17 , that sounds clean Anna !

It's not only "American" style teenage pregnancies , I can see it over here as well ..
We call it *child mamas* while they are only 12-13, but often the question is...Who and where is the dad , while their tummy is thick again ?
So the child mamas are left alone without dad and money and end up in misery...
It makes me really sad !

Sex should be a bloody Olympic sport ?
Actually yes Anna , but I confess when I have sex I feel like Ambiorix on the battlefield , no fear and ready for action !
Yes actually I'm like a sex conqueror without limits to pleasure the girl or woman in desire...
I confess sometimes I hit my redline as well...
But my speed limiter is removed !

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I depends with who you fuck ...
I started to fuck when I was 16 with nice and clean girls only ,with zero problems !
I confess I was shy at 16 , that's like it was ..Girls are quicker mature than boys and my thing was full of action ...but it was always the girls who said, do it !
Yeah they teach over here as well , but meanwhile I can see they start to fuck while they are only 12-13 !

Actually *Kids fuck kids* and they don't realize what is clean or dirty , they just fuck around with no matter who or what and that means trouble !
Kids fuck kids = And make more kids in trouble !
If you fuck around in the dope area or with WTT (white trailer trash) you are asking about troubles in the danger-zone !
Like I said it depends with who ...And I was and I'm still smart enough to know where to put it in..

Look William I know what you mean , but actully it's BS !
Today I'm still not married and I never will be married , does this means don't fuck Philippe in the last 36 years ?
In short..I don't only pee with my penis William ..but I know how and where .

Well, you've sinned, so that means the underworld for you. Good luck.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

Well, you've sinned, so that means the underworld for you. Good luck.

William , all religions are fairytales ..I thought you was smarter !
Advice :
Fuck as much as possible before your lights go out forever !
Listen to Anna my friend she's the sex expert on this page !

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I know sweetheart . I was 16 and you was 17 , that sounds clean Anna !

It's not only "American" style teenage pregnancies , I can see it over here as well ..
We call it *child mamas* while they are only 12-13, but often the question is...Who and where is the dad , while their tummy is thick again ?
So the child mamas are left alone without dad and money and end up in misery...
It makes me really sad !

Sex should be a bloody Olympic sport ?
Actually yes Anna , but I confess when I have sex I feel like Ambiorix on the battlefield , no fear and ready for action !
Yes actually I'm like a sex conqueror without limits to pleasure the girl or woman in desire...
I confess sometimes I hit my redline as well...
But my speed limiter is removed !

Actually, I was sixteen, almost 17.

Seriously? I could be a grandma in a few years there? Epic. Sooooo fucking wrong. I'm all for the long childhood, but since that isn't always an option, I'm a preacher for safe sex. As far as I know, being married is the best method of contraception ever.

We should talk more about your hero and moustaches this one is a downer.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

We should talk more about your hero and moustaches this one is a downer.

But I'm learning so much!