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      03-20-2015, 02:01 PM   #23
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Found pics of the STI vs. Deer.







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Yes, please. My Lups translator app is almost done, and I'm hoping to make enough money off of it to buy another M3 for cash.
Hahaa, I'd need one, I'm willing to pay five dollars!

My autocorrect really messes with me, and a tiny issue with dyslexia makes me blind for any changes the phone makes on its own.
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      03-20-2015, 02:12 PM   #25
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Hahaa, I'd need one, I'm willing to pay five dollars!

My autocorrect really messes with me, and a tiny issue with dyslexia makes me blind for any changes the phone makes on its own.
It only works in one direction though, Lups -> not Lups, so it won't do you any good, but feel free to send me $5.00, or a knitted beanie for my shift knob
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It only works in one direction though, Lups -> not Lups, so it won't do you any good, but feel free to send me $5.00, or a knitted beanie for my shift knob
Wow, as a developer you suck! Work on it, I could really use a copy at times.

Sorry, I can't promise payment as a warmer, I'm out of alpaca, and I owe one Canadian a hat and a warmer already but the damn life keeps me away from post offices. I can however promise you first edition of the next stupid thing our super secret ot thread comes up with. Deal?
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      03-20-2015, 02:29 PM   #27
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Found pics of the STI vs. Deer.







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Wow, as a developer you suck! Work on it, I could really use a copy at times.

Sorry, I can't promise payment as a warmer, I'm out of alpaca, and I owe one Canadian a hat and a warmer already but the damn life keeps me away from post offices. I can however promise you first edition of the next stupid thing our super secret ot thread comes up with. Deal?
LOL. Deal!
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Jerky!
No jerky, but I kicked the shit out of that deer until I felt better.
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LOL. Deal!
Btw, how was the sti?

I'm actually thinking about getting one to haul dogs around. Turns out Peter is a bit small for a german shepherd.
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Btw, how was the sti?

I'm actually thinking about getting one to haul dogs around. Turns out Peter is a bit small for a german shepherd.
I didn't have the '08 long enough to get to know it well, but my '05 was great. They are truly all weather capable vehicles. My wife said the M3 reminds her of the STI, because you can hear/feel everything.
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I didn't have the '08 long enough to get to know it well, but my '05 was great. They are truly all weather capable vehicles. My wife said the M3 reminds her of the STI, because you can hear/feel everything.
Haha. I hate the looks but what they (perfect example, autocorrect changed that to hell and I never saw it.) are the options for an idiot like me. Thanks, wife's comment sadly matter more to me than the owners.
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Last edited by Lups; 03-21-2015 at 12:37 AM.. Reason: dude i read it now and i need to write with laptop alone. sorry
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      03-20-2015, 05:11 PM   #34
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Haha. I hate the looks but what the hell are the options for an idiot like me. Thanks, wife's comment sadly matter more to me than the owners.
I'm lucky that she is like you, she wanted no part of DCT after the E90. It must be in the blood, she is of Swedish descent.
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I'm lucky that she is like you, she wanted no part of DCT after the E90. It must be in the blood, she is of Swedish descent.
I can't figure out how manuals are so damn difficult. I find it easy to use my legs and hands as your wife apparently does too.

Dunno, maybe we are just so damn athletic.

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I saw the title and anticipated a juvenile story about street racing.
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I saw the title and anticipated a juvenile story about street racing.
Or an updated Marty Feldman taxi skit.
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