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      06-28-2016, 07:43 PM   #32495
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      06-28-2016, 07:57 PM   #32496
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if that's what you're looking for sorry I ain't into little girls in school uniforms

get me a real woman with tits and an ass
If we have the secret Santa this year, I'll buy you a boob scarf
Dammit, I don't want to have to be tied for eighth-best rack in OT. Pick a different gift.
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      06-28-2016, 08:13 PM   #32497
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Without injuring yourself... I would feel somewhat guilty for at least the rest of the day... East coast standard time only though...

*damnit, gif wouldn't work...

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      06-28-2016, 09:34 PM   #32498
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Hello Philippe!

We spoke today; said she missed me. It went well .

Going to see her tomorrow.

How are things with Wendy?
Hi my friend

Sorry for the late respons , because I had to work really late today ( my ass is off )

Well , thats sounds better than earlier this week !
If she miss you it goes to the right direction ...
So how was it with "your Sweetie" today ?

With Wendy ?
She had water in her basement by the "Belgian Apocaplyse" , and she had a lot of work to clean things up ..
Removing the water with a waterpump is the easy part , but under the water comes the layer of mud !
And that really sucks ..

I saw still today the wounds from the Belgian Apocalyse while I drove to my work I saw firefighters with chainsaws on the fallen trees !
They also remove the mud on our roads ..
My ///M stays for the moment a garage queen !
But next monday at 14:30 I need to show her at the Belgian yearly car inspection .
Piece of cake to pass the shit ...If they don't see my tune or my exhaust mod .
With her right now, actually.
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      06-28-2016, 10:39 PM   #32499
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      06-28-2016, 11:04 PM   #32500
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The rain was really that bad! Wow!

You should help Wendy with her basement

I went to get coffee with her, since we won't be seeing each other for a few weeks now. Ended up grabbing dinner and desert. Probably one of the best dates I've had in a while.

We usually have inspection here, after the car is 5 years old. Nothing to major. Just a OBD scan for faults.

I was going to ask about your ///M. Do you have any videos?
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      06-28-2016, 11:27 PM   #32501
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It's official. Will be in Chicago in the beginning of August. First half of the trip I will be across the street from the John Hancock building and the second half across the street from Millennium park.

Aatish Does the RR or Ferrari have UBER?
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      06-28-2016, 11:30 PM   #32502
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It's official. Will be in Chicago in the beginning of August. First half of the trip I will be across the street from the John Hancock building and the second half across the street from Millennium park.

Aatish Does the RR or Ferrari have UBER?
They do not, but I'll print off a sticker!

Let me know, we'll grab lunch.
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      06-28-2016, 11:30 PM   #32503
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get me a real woman with tits and an ass
If we have the secret Santa this year, I'll buy you a boob scarf
Dammit, I don't want to have to be tied for eighth-best rack in OT. Pick a different gift.
Ok - Redneck wine glasses it is
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      06-29-2016, 03:02 AM   #32504
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Yesterday they said I'm leg humping on your leg !
Can you feel it ?
I hope you don't have to ask this question with regular sex too.
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      06-29-2016, 04:34 AM   #32505
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My pic showes it my friend ...
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      06-29-2016, 05:09 AM   #32506
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@///M Power-Belgium

The rain was really that bad! Wow!

You should help Wendy with her basement

I went to get coffee with her, since we won't be seeing each other for a few weeks now. Ended up grabbing dinner and desert. Probably one of the best dates I've had in a while.

We usually have inspection here, after the car is 5 years old. Nothing to major. Just a OBD scan for faults.

I was going to ask about your ///M. Do you have any videos?
I really hope you kissed Sweetie at least ?
More details please my friend ?

I'm looking for the moment after the new Sony-AX53 to get some quality images =>

The problem is I'm not the guy to carry the thing the whole day with me, same thing with my Canon .
But I would love to film someday a drive through the Belgian Ardennes and post it on BP , but like always my problem is time .
Mmmm...But maybe a GoPro HERO4 is better for in my car , but I saw the images of the Sony-AX53 and I was like...Holy shit that looks like pefection !

Pic from my car in front of the dam of the "La Gileppe"
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      06-29-2016, 05:50 AM   #32507
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      06-29-2016, 06:42 AM   #32509
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      06-29-2016, 06:50 AM   #32510
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You should post pics of various ones and let us decide for you. That seems in the spirit of the thread.
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      06-29-2016, 06:51 AM   #32511
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lets hope I leave with a 335 today
You better, or we'll have to kick you out of the club.

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      06-29-2016, 06:55 AM   #32512
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You should post pics of various ones and let us decide for you. That seems in the spirit of the thread.
hahahaha thats actually terrifying

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hahahaha thats actually terrifying

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Potentially acceptable. Colors? Some people don't like the blacks. Others don't like whites. Many prefer more exotics or mixed.
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shoei dude the strawberry is fucking CRACK. And it's only mixed with water because I'm at work. Can't wait to try it with the vanilla almond milk at home.
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That fucking morning pump though smh.


RIP Billup.
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