Tinder/Dating Apps

Sara · 06-28-2016, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Welcome to reality... Either that or you are broadening your horizons...

Just make sure he hasn't filed chapter 11...

He's cute and sweet. I'm sold.

Mike. · 06-28-2016, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

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Originally Posted by Mike.

Let me ask you this, have you ever wanted to be a witch?

Not all witches live in Salem

I think we just cracked the code for successful tindering.

Every girl wants to be a witch!!

They're mysterious, and can lure men with their spells--yet remain at a safe distance. Once the right warlock comes along all bets are off!!

Verbiage · 06-28-2016, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

He's cute and sweet. I'm sold.

You always had such high standards.

Verbiage · 06-28-2016, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

With a newspaper

Lol what is this, a fitness progress competition?

Verbiage · 06-28-2016, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

Let me ask you this, have you ever wanted to be a witch?

Hahahahahaha. That shit is gold, man.

Delta0311 · 06-28-2016, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Watch the crazy hot matrix on YouTube.

I been living by it for many many years now. Still looking for that unicorn.

Mike. · 06-28-2016, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

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Originally Posted by Mike.

Let me ask you this, have you ever wanted to be a witch?

Hahahahahaha. That shit is gold, man.

I can't appreciate your post on mobile.. I would if I could.

It's not even a joke anymore it's #facts

Verbiage · 06-28-2016, 09:10 PM

Also, LOL at the ratings on this thread. It's time for some folks to retire into their funeral homes.

Verbiage · 06-28-2016, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

I can't appreciate your post on mobile.. I would if I could.

It's not even a joke anymore it's #facts

Haha I guess it's not registering immediately, I ran into some issues appreciating a couple posts earlier while I was out. It'll probably log them delayed. Lmao.

F87LUV · 06-28-2016, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I dated a girl I named section 8 it's okay, military sense usually applies to all women

All girls are just one heated argument away from becoming section 8. Bitches are naturally crazy and completely irrational. Hit the right trigger and watch the fireworks fly.

+1

Especially the middle eastern girls.

Aatish · 06-28-2016, 09:37 PM

I asked Nia if she wanted to be a witch. She said I wouldn't even reply to that

Verbiage · 06-28-2016, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I asked Nia if she wanted to be a witch. She said I wouldn't even reply to that

You mean she said she? Not "I"? Lol.

Mike. · 06-28-2016, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I asked Nia if she wanted to be a witch. She said I wouldn't even reply to that

a mere mortal then? unless she's a Harry Potter type witch and can't let you know

Mike. · 06-28-2016, 10:19 PM

This thread is seriously ridiculous

bimmette · 06-28-2016, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

This thread is seriously ridiculous

Then it fits in perfectly with the rest of OT, no?

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Aatish · 06-28-2016, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I asked Nia if she wanted to be a witch. She said I wouldn't even reply to that

You mean she said she? Not "I"? Lol.

I forget there quotes lol. Yes, she said that

smoosh · 06-29-2016, 01:05 AM

Thoughts on the blonde chick?

Hope this one doesn't look retarded lol

bimmette · 06-29-2016, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Thoughts on the blonde chick?

Hope this one doesn't look retarded lol

Heavy eye liner in first pic and small lips. Nice boobies. More natural in last pic. Overall: Pretty!

sterile stork · 06-29-2016, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Thoughts on the blonde chick?

Hope this one doesn't look retarded lol

What's she studying? Her acquaintance in the background of image three is racking her mind on something, although I'd wager it's simply selfie editing :P

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Heavy eye liner in first pic and small lips. Nice boobies. More natural in last pic. Overall: Pretty!

Small lips or small mouth by comparison to the company?

bimmette · 06-29-2016, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by sterile stork

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Thoughts on the blonde chick?

Hope this one doesn't look retarded lol

What's she studying? Her acquaintance in the background of image three is racking her mind on something, although I'd wager it's simply selfie editing :P

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Heavy eye liner in first pic and small lips. Nice boobies. More natural in last pic. Overall: Pretty!

Small lips or small mouth by comparison to the company?

She has small lips but still pretty and better than getting gross injections and having duck lips.

///M Power-Belgium · 06-29-2016, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

She has small lips but still pretty and better than getting gross injections and having duck lips.

Yeah small lips means lack of vacuum ..

Sara · 06-29-2016, 05:24 AM

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She has small lips but still pretty and better than getting gross injections and having duck lips.

Yesterday I got a quote for injections for mine! Lmao. I kid you not

I have a list. Unfortunately cannot get it all done before BOSTON

Lips
Botox
Boobs
Lipo
Another nose job
Eye brow lift

That's just the start

06-28-2016, 09:10 PM	#2362
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06-29-2016, 01:05 AM	#2371
smoosh fight me bro 2212 Rep 531 Posts Drives: slut whisperer Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Running away from an ocean vagina iTrader: (0)	Thoughts on the blonde chick? Hope this one doesn't look retarded lol Attached Images
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