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      11-27-2015, 09:51 PM   #2795
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Is there a support group for people who are addicted to whoring out their childhood pictures for fake internet points?
They're not fake. And you just had some deducted.
I didn't know we had our serious hats on. You know I love blond baby batonkadonk. If there was a less pedo love smiley I'd use it.

(Not the points!! Noo!!)
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      11-27-2015, 09:59 PM   #2796
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I didn't know we had our serious hats on. You know I love blond baby batonkadonk. If there was a less pedo love smiley I'd use it.

(Not the points!! Noo!!)
You can always pick up some more points by posting some more of those superior hybrid kiddie photos of yourself.

Blond boy hair.... Thankfully, I ditched that shit a LONG time ago.
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      11-28-2015, 06:14 AM   #2797
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Biorin, do you really think that internet points are fake?


Do you have any idea how many cools things I've bought with all my internet points this year alone?
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      11-28-2015, 08:12 AM   #2798
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Biorin, do you really think that internet points are fake?


Do you have any idea how many cools things I've bought with all my internet points this year alone?
Of course internet points are real! When I log into americanexpress.com I can go see all of my internet points and even use them to buy internet things, although sometimes they make me use the internet money from chase.com to pay for it. Whatever, at least it's not reality money!
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      11-28-2015, 08:18 AM   #2799
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I'm gonna spend all my rep points on the secret Santa gift.

Rep me if you want a good gift!
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      11-28-2015, 08:35 AM   #2800
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Of course internet points are real! When I log into americanexpress.com I can go see all of my internet points and even use them to buy internet things, although sometimes they make me use the internet money from chase.com to pay for it. Whatever, at least it's not reality money!
Ew, reality money sucks. It's not like, oh hey your that reality money girl....


It's... oh hey, you're Biorin mustache chick from the internet with all the rep and financial wisdom.
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      11-28-2015, 11:00 AM   #2801
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Ew, reality money sucks. It's not like, oh hey your that reality money girl....


It's... oh hey, you're Biorin mustache chick from the internet with all the rep and financial wisdom.
It'd buy you a boat, bitches love boats.
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      11-28-2015, 11:04 AM   #2802
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Just rent a puppy way cheaper and more effective.
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      11-28-2015, 11:09 AM   #2803
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      11-28-2015, 11:10 AM   #2804
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      11-28-2015, 11:19 AM   #2805
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It'd buy you a boat, bitches love boats.
Bitches love goats, if we're going to be honest here.
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Really honest it's cash rules everything
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      11-28-2015, 11:34 AM   #2807
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Really honest it's cash rules everything
Somewhere... Sara504 head is exploding
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      11-28-2015, 12:51 PM   #2808
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Really honest it's cash rules everything
One dollar bill at a time, right?

That's a far cast...any one get hooked?
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One dollar bill at a time, right?

That's a far cast...any one get hooked?
How've you been, my friend?
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      11-28-2015, 03:51 PM   #2810
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Ladies, have you ever named your mans package? If so, please share.
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      11-28-2015, 03:57 PM   #2811
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Ladies, have you ever named your mans package? If so, please share.
I'd be telling the story behind the name for so long I'll pass
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      11-28-2015, 04:07 PM   #2812
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I'd be telling the story behind the name for so long I'll pass
Come on. Knew you would have one. Give us guys some Lups love...
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      11-28-2015, 05:31 PM   #2813
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Someone named mine Mr. Wilson.

There were a few others, but i think that was the best one.
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Does it stick up over the fence, or get lost at sea?
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      11-28-2015, 06:23 PM   #2815
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Does it stick up over the fence, or get lost at sea?
Haha you can make jokes!!!
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Please I've been here doing that since before you were born!
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