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      11-03-2015, 12:05 PM   #1145
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Right? Who the hell does she think she is trying to rain on our parade.
Bish, i just signed up to be your sword fighting partner. I'm patiently waiting my turn, but 30 min is too long. I'm betting there are people eagerly waiting for the finished production.
I can't go longer than 43 minutes without dick pics or I'll die. Hurry it up, you two.
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      11-03-2015, 01:12 PM   #1146
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Bish, i just signed up to be your sword fighting partner. I'm patiently waiting my turn, but 30 min is too long. I'm betting there are people eagerly waiting for the finished production.
Now now, lets not turn this into a hostile situation. You've waited your turn, so for that, I will theoretically shake your hand through this computer screen.


I gotta post my sunglasses picture today at some point.
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      11-03-2015, 01:13 PM   #1147
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I can't go longer than 43 minutes without dick pics or I'll die. Hurry it up, you two.
Don't worry, I'm going to text you one from the security of my vehicle in the work parking lot shortly.
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      11-26-2015, 07:49 PM   #1148
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      11-26-2015, 08:52 PM   #1149
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Happy Thanksgiving from Nicole and I
Very cute, and Nicole chose a very nice English name for herself
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      11-27-2015, 02:40 AM   #1150
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Haven't posted in a while. Just happy to see Nef gettin his bang on. Congrats.
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      11-27-2015, 02:42 AM   #1151
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Haven't posted in a while. Just happy to see Nef gettin his bang on. Congrats.
Wow, howdy stranger!
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      11-27-2015, 02:43 AM   #1152
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Haven't posted in a while. Just happy to see Nef gettin his bang on. Congrats.
Where have you been?
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      11-27-2015, 02:48 AM   #1153
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Where have you been?
Found this crazy ass porn site. The rest is history.
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      11-27-2015, 05:43 AM   #1154
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Found this crazy ass porn site. The rest is history.
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      11-27-2015, 06:06 AM   #1155
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      11-27-2015, 06:11 AM   #1156
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Very cute, and Nicole chose a very nice English name for herself
Nicole is actually a jewish name.
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      11-27-2015, 09:23 PM   #1157
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Very cute, and Nicole chose a very nice English name for herself

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      11-27-2015, 09:24 PM   #1158
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Very cute, and Nicole chose a very nice English name for herself

No it's not, she just moved to the US not long ago.
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      11-27-2015, 09:27 PM   #1159
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No it's not, she just moved to the US not long ago.
I figured you know who the people are and didn't just see an asian girl named Nicole and assume she named herself.
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Happy Thanksgiving, nefnic!
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      11-28-2015, 04:59 PM   #1161
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      11-29-2015, 12:31 AM   #1162
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Haven't posted in a while. Just happy to see Nef gettin his bang on. Congrats.
This made me LMAO... I'm honored to have our pic/relationship break your cycle of whatever savage pornography you have used for secluding yourself from Bimmerpost Oh and "to see [me] gettin [my] bang on" and judging by your post about porn... No, we haven't made a sex tape yet

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Nicole is actually a jewish name.
Actually it's Greek, from Νικόλαος (Nikolaos), then branched into the male Nicolas and female Nicole by the French.

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Very cute, and Nicole chose a very nice English name for herself
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PoorLurker Would you prefer 瀟文 (Xiao Wen) then? She's been in the US for 5 years, mostly in a city where not a lot of Chinese people frequent (Portland, OR), so she got the name to not feel so FOB'ish (and minus speaking English with a bit of an accent she acts almost identical to an American-born haole).
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      11-29-2015, 10:21 AM   #1163
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PoorLurker Would you prefer 瀟文 (Xiao Wen) then? She's been in the US for 5 years, mostly in a city where not a lot of Chinese people frequent (Portland, OR), so she got the name to not feel so FOB'ish (and minus speaking English with a bit of an accent she acts almost identical to an American-born haole).


I was just messing with Bimmette.

From my perspective - Asian couple posts photo that says "Happy Thanksgiving from Nicole and I" Person responds, "Nicole chose a very nice English name for herself."

That scenario prompted me to envision some old lady at AppleBees asking Asian people about "how they chose their name" and many of them replying, "My parents gave it to me."

Speaking of Portland, I hear great things about it!
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      12-09-2015, 09:42 PM   #1165
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