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      10-30-2014, 05:56 PM   #111
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You DO SO think so, and you're mostly right
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This!!! Call her!!! Men, all fucking idiots.

Okay, I don't think so really but that is a quote from my more verbal days.
True story: met my now wife at her sorority formal, she actually took my best friend (at the time) as her date. We hit it off, and she gave me her number. I called her the next day, and left her a VM. Only problem was, I didn't leave my number thinking she'd see it on the caller ID. She was in a no reception spot and got the voicemail, but had no way to call me back. It was not until over a year later she heard of this "Swedish guy" who was having a birthday party, and the rest was history. Dated for 9 months, got married and now 10 years later, she gave me a beautiful son this past Saturday.
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      10-30-2014, 06:11 PM   #113
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Dated for 9 months, got married and now 10 years later, she gave me a beautiful son this past Saturday.
Dude that's awesome! Congrats!
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      10-30-2014, 06:29 PM   #114
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Can vouch for this. I don't wait more than a day. I blow their phone up and tell them I want it. If they do as well, game on. If not, it's that much sooner you'll be on to the next one.
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Dude that's awesome! Congrats!
Thanks man!
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      10-30-2014, 06:38 PM   #116
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True story: met my now wife at her sorority formal, she actually took my best friend (at the time) as her date. We hit it off, and she gave me her number. I called her the next day, and left her a VM. Only problem was, I didn't leave my number thinking she'd see it on the caller ID. She was in a no reception spot and got the voicemail, but had no way to call me back. It was not until over a year later she heard of this "Swedish guy" who was having a birthday party, and the rest was history. Dated for 9 months, got married and now 10 years later, she gave me a beautiful son this past Saturday.
Beautiful story you lucky son of a gun!
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      10-30-2014, 06:40 PM   #117
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True story: met my now wife at her sorority formal, she actually took my best friend (at the time) as her date. We hit it off, and she gave me her number. I called her the next day, and left her a VM. Only problem was, I didn't leave my number thinking she'd see it on the caller ID. She was in a no reception spot and got the voicemail, but had no way to call me back. It was not until over a year later she heard of this "Swedish guy" who was having a birthday party, and the rest was history. Dated for 9 months, got married and now 10 years later, she gave me a beautiful son this past Saturday.
Oh that's a beautiful story! Congratulation on the baby too, it just shows us all true love does happen and usually in ways no fiction writer could come up with.
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      10-30-2014, 06:44 PM   #118
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You DO SO think so, and you're mostly right
Yeah well, my views in women are a bit harsh too.

Its only a matter of finding your own idiot, ditching the single idiot ways, and enjoying every day and being grateful you've found the one who completes you. I've seen enough in life to value love now more than anything else in the world.
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      10-30-2014, 08:17 PM   #119
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Da fuk is with all this texting business. You asked for her number. Call her. TALK TO HER. It's not as scary as you think.
Dude, do you have any idea what kind of scary things can happen during a PHONE CONVERSATION. SCARY SHIT MAN. SPOOKY.
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      10-30-2014, 08:27 PM   #120
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a beautiful son this past Saturday.
Congrats on the new P1et Jr. May he live a long, healthy, happy life filled with success, lots of BMWs, and a reasonable side of bacon.

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      10-30-2014, 08:28 PM   #121
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954Stealth, you have a fine new signature quote. It has my bacony, greasy seal of approval.
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I called my wife the same night I met her. I flat out told her that we were going to name our son Sean. 15 years ago she gave birth to our son Sean
that is creepy as fuck...
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that is creepy as fuck...
you'd be surprised how many women want you to be straight forward with them.
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      10-30-2014, 09:47 PM   #125
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Being straight works always! Even us are tired of waiting around to know how the other feels, or will the new thing ever be anything. If you're looking company for one night, I bet even that is easier to pull with a truth than some fantasy.

As a disclaimer I have to say I've never been a normal woman, so this works for my type at least.
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Don't mean to sound like a douchebag, but one thing I noticed is that as I've been building muscle, I've been getting hotter chicks. Over Summer, I was tall and scrony and could get a 6 or 6.5/10 at best. Now, I'm getting pretty built and thicker with noticeable muscle definition, and consistently getting 8's or 8.5/10's. Dafaq is that shit?

I wish women didn't care so much about aesthetics. Not like my attitude or mentality has changed since then, still the same guy...

Oh, also, thank you sooo much to everyone who said be straight with women. Has helped me a ton!
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Don't mean to sound like a douchebag, but one thing I noticed is that as I've been building muscle, I've been getting hotter chicks. Over Summer, I was tall and scrony and could get a 6 or 6.5/10 at best. Now, I'm getting pretty built and thicker with noticeable muscle definition, and consistently getting 8's or 8.5/10's. Dafaq is that shit?

I wish women didn't care so much about aesthetics. Not like my attitude or mentality has changed since then, still the same guy...

Oh, also, thank you sooo much to everyone who said be straight with women. Has helped me a ton!
Dude, muscles help. I've always gone to the nerds, but I do admit the build sold them in the end.
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Dude, muscles help. I've always gone to the nerds, but I do admit the build sold them in the end.
I think we'd get along just fine then! You like muscles and I like blond European chicks.
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Don't mean to sound like a douchebag, but one thing I noticed is that as I've been building muscle, I've been getting hotter chicks. Over Summer, I was tall and scrony and could get a 6 or 6.5/10 at best. Now, I'm getting pretty built and thicker with noticeable muscle definition, and consistently getting 8's or 8.5/10's. Dafaq is that shit?

I wish women didn't care so much about aesthetics. Not like my attitude or mentality has changed since then, still the same guy...

Oh, also, thank you sooo much to everyone who said be straight with women. Has helped me a ton!
Hahaha! So you wish looks didn't matter yet you are sitting here rating girls by their appearance? Now that you can get an "8", are you still gonna go for the "6"?
But yeah, good to hear that you're being more straight forward and yes, being fit and taking care of yourself will be appreciated and will build your own confidence too.
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I think we'd get along just fine then! You like muscles and I like blond European chicks.
Haha
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Hahaha! So you wish looks didn't matter yet you are sitting here rating girls by their appearance? Now that you can get an "8", are you still gonna go for the "6"?
But yeah, good to hear that you're being more straight forward and yes, being fit and taking care of yourself will be appreciated and will build your own confidence too.
Yeah, I'm a hypocrite. Hahaha
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