Is it wrong to give a lady a bath while driving?

Xtabi · 08-24-2016, 05:07 PM

Imagine yourself in your car on a major six lane interstate. You are eight miles from the city center. Stop and go morning traffic. I like to leave about a car and a half distance from me and the car in front of me in the event I get rearended (has happened 4 times).

A lady in a convertible Mercedes keeps riding my bumper any time there is a breif traffic breakout. To the point she pulls into the median to act like she wants to pass me (keep in mind it is bumper to bumper). Then she would stop right on my bumper. I look back and see she is most clearly frusterated and hating life.

Normally I am more than happy to switch lanes to let these types of idiots pass by me. But in this type of traffic it is a.) difficult to switch lanes b.) i needed to be in the lane I was in in order to exit c.) NONE OF THE OTHER FRICKING LANES WERE MOVING AND/OR MOVING AT THE SAME RATE!

With the above being said would it be wrong to give the lady a bath? By bath I mean engage the wiper washers at FULL and UNMERCIFUL force.

Ohh...I forgot to mention her top was down.

sygazelle · 08-24-2016, 05:17 PM

I'm sure your windows were extremely dirty.

I'm sure you were concerned for your safety and needed to wash the windows extensively so your view was not obstructed by the dirt on the windshield.

I'm sure you actually washed your windows and got some of that BMW window washer fluid on that Mercedes.

I'm sure I would have done the same.

Bravo!

Chihuahua · 08-24-2016, 06:19 PM

I would re-aim your washer nozzles: aim one to point directly on the center of the windshield, and aim the other like a super soaker water gun directly over the roof of your car.

and yes, I wouldn't think twice about soaking her sorry ass, that or I'd brake check the f*ck out of her.

bimmette · 08-24-2016, 06:22 PM

Yes, it's wrong. As a 'vert driver, I would kill someone if they did that to me.
Perhaps she has a gun and blows your brains out.

Or just maybe her kid just broke their leg and she was rushing to the hospital.
So just keep calm and carry on.

Xtabi · 08-24-2016, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Kyle B

I would re-aim your washer nozzles: aim one to point directly on the center of the windshield, and aim the other like a super soaker water gun directly over the roof of your car.

and yes, I wouldn't think twice about soaking her sorry ass, that or I'd brake check the f*ck out of her.

I always wanted to reconfigure my cars with rear wipers to point directly backwards.

But then thought better of it due to being sued. Its bad enough that you can't speak w/o hurting someone's feelings these days. God forbid if you give them a little washy washy

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F30lolz · 08-24-2016, 06:29 PM

I came in for nudes. Disappointed.

Xtabi · 08-24-2016, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Yes, it's wrong. As a 'vert driver, I would kill someone if they did that to me.
Perhaps she has a gun and blows your brains out.

Or just maybe her kid just broke their leg and she was rushing to the hospital.
So just keep calm and carry on.

I took no action. But I sure was very tempted!

ASBSECU E93 · 08-24-2016, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

I came in for nudes. Disappointed.

+1

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kprocivic · 08-24-2016, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

I came in for nudes. Disappointed.

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F30lolz · 08-24-2016, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by kprocivic

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bimmette · 08-24-2016, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by kprocivic

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Xtabi · 08-24-2016, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

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Originally Posted by kprocivic

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Just so you'll know, pics of me on the shitter coming to an OT thread near you.

Do it.

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Jaghave · 08-24-2016, 08:12 PM

I used to toss those sauce packs the fast food places give you for free whenever someone piss me off. Luckily I mellow down over the years.

ShopVac · 08-24-2016, 08:38 PM

I know this sounds bad...but I always wanted to mount windshield washers under my rear bumper and fill the reservoir with motor oil. How cool would that be? Can just see them smearing it with their wipers too...

F30lolz · 08-24-2016, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ShopVac

I know this sounds bad...but I always wanted to mount windshield washers under my rear bumper and fill the reservoir with motor oil. How cool would that be? Can just see them smearing it with their wipers too...

Savage.

smoosh · 08-25-2016, 07:15 AM

Just throw pennies out of your window at her

Delta0311 · 08-25-2016, 07:30 AM

Well played.. I would have done the same and then looked in the rear view mirror why saying "what now bitch"!

IndotagSwizz · 08-25-2016, 07:51 AM

I just go with a hand full of pennies out the window, just to make sure I'm well understood lol

smoosh · 08-25-2016, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Just throw pennies out of your window at her

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Originally Posted by IndotagSwizz

I just go with a hand full of pennies out the window, just to make sure I'm well understood lol

Meeting of the minds

Delta0311 · 08-25-2016, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by IndotagSwizz

I just go with a hand full of pennies out the window, just to make sure I'm well understood lol

Make it hail!! Make it hail!! I make it hail on them hoes!!!

IndotagSwizz · 08-25-2016, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

Make it hail!! Make it hail!! I make it hail on them hoes!!!

EALm4 · 08-25-2016, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by IndotagSwizz

I just go with a hand full of pennies out the window, just to make sure I'm well understood lol

Go with batteries next time

08-24-2016, 05:07 PM	#1
Xtabi Colonel 1702 Rep 2,127 Posts Drives: 2016 M3 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ohio iTrader: (0)	Is it wrong to give a lady a bath while driving? Imagine yourself in your car on a major six lane interstate. You are eight miles from the city center. Stop and go morning traffic. I like to leave about a car and a half distance from me and the car in front of me in the event I get rearended (has happened 4 times). A lady in a convertible Mercedes keeps riding my bumper any time there is a breif traffic breakout. To the point she pulls into the median to act like she wants to pass me (keep in mind it is bumper to bumper). Then she would stop right on my bumper. I look back and see she is most clearly frusterated and hating life. Normally I am more than happy to switch lanes to let these types of idiots pass by me. But in this type of traffic it is a.) difficult to switch lanes b.) i needed to be in the lane I was in in order to exit c.) NONE OF THE OTHER FRICKING LANES WERE MOVING AND/OR MOVING AT THE SAME RATE! With the above being said would it be wrong to give the lady a bath? By bath I mean engage the wiper washers at FULL and UNMERCIFUL force. Ohh...I forgot to mention her top was down. __________________ 2016 F80 \| MG/SO \| DCT \| Adaptive M Suspension \| 19" Black 437M Wheels \| CF Roof \| CF Trim
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