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      08-25-2016, 08:08 AM   #23
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Always have a wingman... rain, no... golden shower, maybe.
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      08-25-2016, 08:14 AM   #24
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Golden shower is that when you throw your Mt dew at her car?
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      08-25-2016, 08:15 AM   #25
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Golden shower is that when you throw your Mt dew at her car?
Yes... that is exactly what it is. That's why you have a wingman. You shouldn't try to do it yourself while driving. You may spill... Mountain Dew... on yourself.
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      08-25-2016, 08:17 AM   #26
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Good to know. I like pouring my dew on people.
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Imagine yourself in your car on a major six lane interstate. You are eight miles from the city center. Stop and go morning traffic. I like to leave about a car and a half distance from me and the car in front of me in the event I get rearended (has happened 4 times).

A lady in a convertible Mercedes keeps riding my bumper any time there is a breif traffic breakout. To the point she pulls into the median to act like she wants to pass me (keep in mind it is bumper to bumper). Then she would stop right on my bumper. I look back and see she is most clearly frusterated and hating life.

Normally I am more than happy to switch lanes to let these types of idiots pass by me. But in this type of traffic it is a.) difficult to switch lanes b.) i needed to be in the lane I was in in order to exit c.) NONE OF THE OTHER FRICKING LANES WERE MOVING AND/OR MOVING AT THE SAME RATE!

With the above being said would it be wrong to give the lady a bath? By bath I mean engage the wiper washers at FULL and UNMERCIFUL force.

Ohh...I forgot to mention her top was down.
Not only is it OK, but, in fact, advisable. She was clearly hot and needed to cool off. I'd imagine she would thank you after the matter.
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I would have emptied my entire 6L tank on her. Have done just that on several occasions. Carry a spare jug of OE fluid in the trunk.

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Yes, it's wrong. As a 'vert driver, I would kill someone if they did that to me.
Perhaps she has a gun and blows your brains out.

Or just maybe her kid just broke their leg and she was rushing to the hospital.
So just keep calm and carry on.
I know you are just trying to make a point, but your second sentence talks about you killing someone and your last sentence talks about keeping calm and carrying on.
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Yes, it's wrong. As a 'vert driver, I would kill someone if they did that to me.
Perhaps she has a gun and blows your brains out.

Or just maybe her kid just broke their leg and she was rushing to the hospital.
So just keep calm and carry on.
I know you are just trying to make a point, but your second sentence talks about you killing someone and your last sentence talks about keeping calm and carrying on.
Hehe, so my point then is that people are unpredictable and you have no idea who you're dealing with


No, I'm saying that you never know why the lady is in a rush so don't start shit. But if you're intentionally pissing someone off by spraying her, that's not cool. And you don't know if she's crazy and has more serious road rage than you.
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Hehe, so my point then is that people are unpredictable and you have no idea who you're dealing with


No, I'm saying that you never know why the lady is in a rush so don't start shit. But if you're intentionally pissing someone off by spraying her, that's not cool. And you don't know if she's crazy and has more serious road rage than you.
She is going to kill you MFer... then apologize... because Canadian. Also, she's just so nice and pleasant. UNTIL YOU DIE!
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