Bimmerpost Roommate Game

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Where is the "Unappreciate" button.

As BP members are my witness, you're are hearby placed on Tonka Town house probation.

You didn't....no....say it ain't so. Please tell me you didn't .

I'm sorry Tonka. I accept my punishment.

Please take this as a token of my remorse:

[Mr Tonka]

Dude. Chill, it's just probation.

Just be cool and ditch the relaxed sphincter talk and everything will be fine.

And i don't give out probation for just nothing. I did search and lucky for you, no google images came up! Just a wiki definition. lol

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Dude. Chill, it's just probation.

Just be cool and ditch the relaxed sphincter talk and everything will be fine.

Yes, at least it's not NefPen, or Nefarious Properties Penitentiary, made with a solid titanium enclosure, a slop bucket instead of a toilet, and the only food you have is expired leftovers, bunked with a lifer named Otis who hasn't been within 200 feet of a woman in 10 years, and is guarded by violent, gun happy cops that just got away with killing innocent suspects... So yes, it's not as bad. However, you'd have to REALLY screw up to land in NefPen, and your offense is not one of them.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

Yes, at least it's not NefPen, or Nefarious Properties Penitentiary, made with a solid titanium enclosure, a slop bucket instead of a toilet, and the only food you have is expired leftovers, bunked with a lifer named Otis who hasn't been within 200 feet of a woman in 10 years, and is guarded by violent, gun happy cops that just got away with killing innocent suspects... So yes, it's not as bad. However, you'd have to REALLY screw up to land in NefPen, and your offense is not one of them.

Worse yet, it could be one of Nef's sexual fantasies from the erotic story thread.

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Worse yet, it could be one of Nef's sexual fantasies from the erotic story thread.

Insulting and drawing incorrect conclusions about Nef... That's a one-day sentence. You have 1 hour from the time of posting to apologize and I'll think about rescinding.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Dude. Chill, it's just probation.

Just be cool and ditch the relaxed sphincter talk and everything will be fine.

And i don't give out probation for just nothing. I did search and lucky for you, no goggle images came up! Just a wiki definition. lol

Lol good! We'll keep it classy in T-Town.*

What comes with my probation? Do I get car washing duty or something?




*except when objectifying the pool boy's body.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

Yes, at least it's not NefPen....

Have you ever tried lucid dreaming? Because that's what I feel like reading your posts. lol

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Have you ever tried lucid dreaming? Because that's what I feel like reading your posts. lol

I just have a vivid imagination... I'm left-handed, so my right hemisphere is more active.

Plus I haven't made it a point to go out of my way to do lucid dreaming, but there has been several instances where I was able to control the outcome of a dream, but the last time it happened was about 2 years ago. At least once every couple of months I get hypnopompic images, or I can see what's going on in my dream for about 20 seconds after I wake up (but it's mostly complex shapes or unidentifiable things).

[Axius]

I fucking disgusted RJ even made a joke about a goatsee. Seriously, can we all vote to just ban that guy, he's more sick than ASBC.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

At least once every couple of months I get hypnopompic images, or I can see what's going on in my dream for about 20 seconds after I wake up (but it's mostly complex shapes or unidentifiable things).

For some reason this isn't surprising! Ha Must be pretty trippy when it happens.

I'm a lefty too, but that trait must have skipped me.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Axius

I fucking disgusted RJ even made a joke about a goatsee. Seriously, can we all vote to just ban that guy, he's more sick than ASBC.

You're just mad little BB won't be coming to stay now - get your own goat you sick bastard!!!!!

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Axius

I fucking disgusted RJ even made a joke about a goatsee. Seriously, can we all vote to just ban that guy, he's more sick than ASBC.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by RJ_

You too nOOb.....keep your stinking hand off my goats ass....it's bad enough Axius worships her....don't need another stalker:

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Dude, you don't know half my problems. You have your Japanese overlords to answer to, and I have a portion of several dozen fires to put out at any one time. Pay to play, right?

I'm actually a fan of antiquities, and in particular, the Greco/Roman/Etruscan collection at the Getty Villa about an hour from here. Amazing statuary and works of art.

The European statues nightmare was posited by someone who is also as weird as me, and perhaps in retaliation for supposedly liking a rental Audi. Without subtitles, it's difficult to understand them. You were the statue and hovering over a bed. Weird, huh?

So you dreamed about me ...That's really romantic of you
And I would love hovering , but I was never succesfull ..

On a serious note and about your antiquities...
Don't forget my home is built on the ground where the Romans fought against Ambiorix and we have here the Gallo-Roman museum only 4-5 miles from my house .

So I have also some antiquities ...And in the past I did also some very nice restoration works on very old stuff , but stopped with the work because most Belgians are out of money .
But I will try to shoot next weekend a pic from what I bought and you are going to say me of what it is ...
You can do also a bid on it , but think you will hurt your ass .
Deal ?

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

Insulting and drawing incorrect conclusions about Nef... That's a one-day sentence. You have 1 hour from the time of posting to apologize and I'll think about rescinding.

I actually granted you extra hours, but unfortunately...

Biorin is officially sentenced to NefPen, effective 11/18/2015 5:30 PM until 11/19/2015 5:30 PM. Furthermore, there are to be no visits or phone calls... But that's me being generous for not putting you in for an extra day since I'm sure I'd have to find a replacement for Otis afterwards.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

I actually granted you extra hours, but unfortunately...

Biorin is officially sentenced to NefPen, effective 11/18/2015 5:30 PM until 11/19/2015 5:30 PM. Furthermore, there are to be no visits or phone calls... But that's me being generous for not putting you in for an extra day since I'm sure I'd have to find a replacement for Otis afterwards.

It's not really your generosity if you're trying to protect poor Otis from being my cell mate, is it?

[1MOREMOD]

My power has been out for 2 days so I need to move in with someone

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

My power has been out for 2 days so I need to move in with someone

You're welcome to come here, but garage will be locked.

[1MOREMOD]

So in the window like before?

[1MOREMOD]

Just read most of the day then gym tonight. Boring without power I would go crazy in days before electricity

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by Biorin

It's not really your generosity if you're trying to protect poor Otis from being my cell mate, is it?

Actually, due to me just finding out out Otis is 100% gay and has no attraction for women, you're safe, and owing to the events that transpired below, you are free to go since I have better plans for Otis and NefPen in general.

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showpo...8&postcount=58

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

So in the window like before?

Damn it!

Well, I would prefer the brakes to be done on warranty so go nuts!