Bimmerpost Roommate Game

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

Are you insinuating that you, the beautiful Alex, are a tranny?

I used the girls bathroom here once because the guys was under maint and nobody was here, but HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Girls are fucking disgusting with their bathrooms, and I thought dudes were bad.

Now I'm confused...

Nicest bathroom I went to had a view of a garden with a Japanese maple...I almost felt guilty draining the sleepy weasel.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

C5driver do as i do, lick your balls and lie low.

For clarity's sake, would those be steel or titanium?

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

For clarity's sake, would those be steel or titanium?

Ben wa...

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Lups

Just saw this, you sir won the fight with this.

C5driver do as i do, lick your balls and lie low.

I wouldn't be here if I could lick my own balls please explain.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I wouldn't be here if I could lick my own balls please explain.

Because then you'd be a dog and dogs don't have opposable thumbs and thus can't type?

[1MOREMOD]

No

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Now I'm confused...

Nicest bathroom I went to had a view of a garden with a Japanese maple...I almost felt guilty draining the sleepy weasel.

Nicest bathroom I've been in was the ladies at the country club. We had sex on what I'm led to believe was a waiting couch since girls go in groups. It was really nice, looked like real Italian leather and everything.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

No

Even my head hurts now.

Fucking autocorrect.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

Even my he's hurts now.

I'm going to assume that you meant to say "Even my head hurts now".

My response would be: Excellent - now you know how the rest of us feel when we read your posts

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I'm going to assume that you meant to say "Even my head hurts now".

My response would be: Excellent - now you know how the rest of us feel when we read your posts

If only I wasn't lazy, I'd show you guys how my girl Alex and I settle our differences. it ain't wrestling in baby oil, but it is as effective!

[ASBSECU E93]

^ Somewhere a Belgium's head is exploding....

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

If only I wasn't lazy, I'd show you guys how my girl Alex and I settle our differences. it ain't wrestling in baby oil, but it is as effective!

I'm glad to see the difference is between you and Alex and not me. For a minute there I thought you were annoyed with the white coloured part of my original post.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

^ Somewhere a Belgium's head is exploding....

Which one?

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Lups

If only I wasn't lazy, I'd show you guys how my girl Alex and I settle our differences. it ain't wrestling in baby oil, but it is as effective!

You'd last about as long as the poor bastards in ASBSECU E93's Dutch oven.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I'm glad to see the difference is between you and Alex and not me. For a minute there I thought you were annoyed with the white coloured part of my original post.

Hun, I'm hopeless, at least you appreciate my destructive abilities!

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Lups

Even my head hurts now.

Fucking autocorrect.

Why does that make your head hurt

[ASBSECU E93]

C5driver - Oh, I'm the KING of the Dutch Oven

[1MOREMOD]

Not something to be proud of but I contest your reign.

[ASBSECU E93]

1MOREMOD - True story....one year around the holidays, my BIL was in town and we played several hours of basketball with some old friend (not old people mind you)....Back in the day - I had a cast iron stomach. I'd walk into the gym eating greasy burgers and then step right onto the court for a couple hours. After playing this one fine evening, the wife came to pick us up in the BIL's mud buggy Blazer. As we were driving home - I let the silent but DEADLY attack begin. Remember - the wife was driving a strange and busted vehicle. The windows would not roll down and the interior lights didn't work. It was so bad, my BIL opened his door to breathe....I ran my BIL out of his own vehicle!!

I AM THE KING

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

^ Somewhere a Belgium's head is exploding....

You are 100 % right that my head is exploding .
But it's from my chronic sinusitis problem from the last 5 years ..day or night,summer or winter doesn't matter and it really sucks !
Need a surgery and saw a surgery on the Internet and that's why I'm now chicken to do it .
But I know the day will come that I will have to go for surgery...
One thing is for sure...It really sucks even in my sleep .

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Need a surgery and saw a surgery on the Internet and that's why I'm now chicken to do it .
But I know the day will come that I will have to go for surgery...
One thing is for sure...It really sucks even in my sleep .

With your horrible work schedule, you probably can't schedule time off.

Stay safe, Phil. It sounds like you guys have your hands full....

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by C5driver

With your horrible work schedule, you probably can't schedule time off.

Stay safe, Phil. It sounds like you guys have your hands full....

First..I really appreciate your understanding for my situation

I was reading a lot on the Internet about sinus problems and saw lots of sinus problems were caused by work-stress and burnout !
Kind of disorder of the immune system ...
That's why I could feel that it went better during my anual vacancy ..You know the period that I had insect bites all over when I trimmed my hedge .
And yes my work really sucks...And thank God it's Friday , but I'm praying that they leave me alone during the weekend ..