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      09-23-2016, 05:08 PM   #155
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      09-23-2016, 05:09 PM   #156
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Us in the elderly ladies section shouldn't vouch for the young ones. What do we know about their tricks really?

And an i8. Come on... T you have a reputation here as a member of the v8 clan.
i8, and V-10. That's how I roll.
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      09-23-2016, 05:09 PM   #157
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Nah I'll give her credit where credit is due. When I drove an i8 recently, she gave me tips on how to gracefully get in and out as it's not easy in a dress.


After I spent time divulging the secrets of my car I get this?!?!! You're dead to me.
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      09-23-2016, 05:21 PM   #158
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Are we gonna do arse pics again this year.....

That's about the only way I can prove I am not old
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Are we gonna do arse pics again this year.....

That's about the only way I can prove I am not old
Why?? Did you bleach the grey hairs on your ass??
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Nah I'll give her credit where credit is due. When I drove an i8 recently, she gave me tips on how to gracefully get in and out as it's not easy in a dress.
The advice is needed naturally.

It just is a big difference on which seat you're exiting from. From drivers side you can always crawl out from.
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      09-23-2016, 05:31 PM   #162
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Are we gonna do arse pics again this year.....

That's about the only way I can prove I am not old
Oh god yes please! I've been walking a lot!
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      09-23-2016, 05:31 PM   #163
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Are we gonna do arse pics again this year.....

That's about the only way I can prove I am not old
I know I'm quoting again but I would prefer ass pics to others.

I'll donate! Anyone else?
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      09-23-2016, 06:25 PM   #165
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I know I'm quoting again but I would prefer ass pics to others.

I'll donate! Anyone else?
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      09-23-2016, 06:29 PM   #166
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      09-23-2016, 07:08 PM   #167
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Didn't we all. Really doesn't work for us as well as you'd think...
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      09-24-2016, 12:27 AM   #171
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You know when I was really young I was talking to this girl who said, "I'm going to stay a virgin until I get married". Those are the one's who turn into total sluts after marriage.
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      09-24-2016, 07:35 AM   #172
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You know when I was really young I was talking to this girl who said, "I'm going to stay a virgin until I get married". Those are the one's who turn into total sluts after marriage.
Wow brother ,that really sucks and I'm really sorry to hear this .
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      09-24-2016, 12:44 PM   #173
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You know when I was really young I was talking to this girl who said, "I'm going to stay a virgin until I get married". Those are the one's who turn into total sluts after marriage.
I second that. But actually my opinion is, that younger females are at present times much more slutty than their elder pendants...no?
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      09-24-2016, 12:49 PM   #174
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Wow brother ,that really sucks and I'm really sorry to hear this .
Don't worry, I never married said girl.

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I second that. But actually my opinion is, that younger females are at present times much more slutty than their elder pendants...no?
Seems that they will put out more now which is both good and bad. You want a girl with experience but not been around like a record. Remember the 'oh' face! You know what I'm talking about. One of the greatest movies of all time.
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