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      07-20-2015, 02:32 PM   #1
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Funniest bmw complaint ever!



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      07-20-2015, 02:51 PM   #2
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      07-20-2015, 05:11 PM   #3
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Now that's to funny.
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      07-20-2015, 07:27 PM   #4
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      07-20-2015, 07:42 PM   #5
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      07-20-2015, 07:49 PM   #6
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I doubt the call is real
Probably not. Night mode works on my car, but I have a manual so maybe that's where the difference lies?
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can someone write what he says from 2:23 to 2:52? i couldnt understand his accent...but its so funny!
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      07-20-2015, 09:48 PM   #10
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can someone write what he says from 2:23 to 2:52? i couldnt understand his accent...but its so funny!
this gear box is wonky... the rest...i wish i grew up in europe, an asian with some european accent
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      07-21-2015, 01:29 AM   #11
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I had a good laugh. Thanks for sharing
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This joke is almost as old as I am.
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      07-21-2015, 10:20 AM   #13
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I doubt the call is real
his name is Darren Wackhead Simpson. Does these prank calls for a living haha.

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can someone write what he says from 2:23 to 2:52? i couldnt understand his accent...but its so funny!
He says this gearbox is wonky. Basicly when drives thru eastrand *which is johannesburg* and someone sees him in a 320 at the robot *traffic Light* and northrand road and the guy wants to dice *race* So he says ok opel kadett its on! and he puts it into race *reverse* and hits the car behind him :P
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      07-21-2015, 01:57 PM   #14
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This joke is almost as old as I am.

Yes! This has been doing the rounds on just about every forum since the day it was released years ago.

Still funny every time I hear it.
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