Confess here

1MOREMOD · 10-01-2018, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by wdb

I forgot more confessions than most of y'all have to confess.

But here's one anyway. I'm buying a car with almost 17lbs. per HP.

Here's another one. It's a BMW.

Get one that's 17hp per lb.

1MOREMOD · 10-01-2018, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

"Surprise snake" usually means something else, but I guess that's more for locker rooms

That's prison

lemetier · 10-01-2018, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

"Surprise snake" usually means something else, but I guess that's more for locker rooms

WTF were you 6hrs ago when I had a witty comeback for this?

wrickem · 10-02-2018, 09:29 AM

Yesterday at 5:14am a Subaru Forrester dicked around me on a 2 lane stretch before the road goes down to one lane with no passing. Then he drove 47 in a 45 mph zone (I usually do at least 57) before it went back to 2 lanes 13 miles later and I could finally pass him

Today, I saw him coming up fast on the 2 lane but was ready for him before he did a repeat of yesterday, so today I was in front. I set my cruise control at 44 with my rear fog lights on and my rear sunshade up. When it opened up, I just took off.

Maynard · 10-03-2018, 03:18 PM

I've been hating my position so much it's been driving me nuts, and just got an acceptance on a new gig - and now starting to have second thoughts about leaving. Could I swap this for some Hoe problems?

PA135ii · 10-03-2018, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by lemetier

WTF were you 6hrs ago when I had a witty comeback for this?

It's not too late. might be related to using door #2 with your girl and there's one still in the chamber. not a good surprise.

lemetier · 10-03-2018, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by PA135ii

Quote:

Originally Posted by lemetier

WTF were you 6hrs ago when I had a witty comeback for this?

It's not too late. might be related to using door #2 with your girl and there's one still in the chamber. not a good surprise.

The irony is strong with this one☝🏽

upstatedoc · 10-11-2018, 02:45 PM

I have a (female) friend with benefits

F30lolz · 10-11-2018, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

I have a (female) friend with benefits

We would sure hope she was a female. If it were ’mail’, I wouldn’t think differently of you.

Earlier this morning a passenger set her pickup location a block off. Waited at said location for two (2) minutes until she called bitching. She claimed to be a block up so I went. While still on the phone she says she couldn’t see me, yet I was there. Then she starts yelling and being disrespectful so I said fuck this, hung up on her, hit ‘no show’ and collected the $5 no show fee.

Looking for that $5 hoe....

upstatedoc · 10-11-2018, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Quote:

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

I have a (female) friend with benefits

We would sure hope she was a female. If it were 'mail', I wouldn't think differently of you.

Earlier this morning a passenger set her pickup location a block off. Waited at said location for two (2) minutes until she called bitching. She claimed to be a block up so I went. While still on the phone she says she couldn't see me, yet I was there. Then she starts yelling and being disrespectful so I said fuck this, hung up on her, hit 'no show' and collected the $5 no show fee.

Looking for that $5 hoe....

*

KenB925 · 10-11-2018, 07:47 PM

I don’t even remember my most regrettable act, it was race. There were thousands of us...maybe millions, and a race is a race. Why did I go for that egg!?!

1MOREMOD · 10-11-2018, 07:50 PM

I pooped a little when saw federales in full gear, faces covered, back of pickups, machines guns in convoy bearing down on us driving to La Paz.

F30lolz · 10-12-2018, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I pooped a little.

Pics or ban

1MOREMOD · 10-12-2018, 07:25 AM

You're in luck just woke up and in the bathroom

Never_Enough · 10-12-2018, 10:12 AM

My new addiction is Hi-Chew candy.

I'm also losing my shit having only 1 car. I'm so used to having multiple toys to play with. I don't know what to do with myself

are0lies · 10-12-2018, 10:30 AM

I ran into the back of a pickup in my Huracan, and left in a Mercedes.

King Rudi · 10-12-2018, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by are0lies

I ran into the back of a pickup in my Huracan, and left in a Mercedes.

CTinline-six · 10-12-2018, 10:36 AM

I normally try to eat healthy, but pumpkin muffins are my weakness this time of year.

a4nut · 10-12-2018, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PA135ii

It's not too late. might be related to using door #2 with your girl and there's one still in the chamber. not a good surprise.

No risk, no reward

UncleWede · 10-12-2018, 11:02 AM

If you're the asshole in the black truck who was tailgating me on my bike, then I left you in the back when I split lanes and you worked your way right back onto my tail and I stopped at the right turn I was making,

Yes, that was a big loogie I spat in your general direction.

upstatedoc · 10-12-2018, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

My new addiction is Hi-Chew candy.

pure poison

upstatedoc · 10-12-2018, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by are0lies

I ran into the back of a pickup in my Huracan, and left in a Mercedes.

ok, so those aren't rap lyrics

edit:nvm

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wrickem Big Beaver Smile 2139 Rep 3,799 Posts Drives: What he wants to Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: lambertville nj iTrader: (0)	Yesterday at 5:14am a Subaru Forrester dicked around me on a 2 lane stretch before the road goes down to one lane with no passing. Then he drove 47 in a 45 mph zone (I usually do at least 57) before it went back to 2 lanes 13 miles later and I could finally pass him Today, I saw him coming up fast on the 2 lane but was ready for him before he did a repeat of yesterday, so today I was in front. I set my cruise control at 44 with my rear fog lights on and my rear sunshade up. When it opened up, I just took off. __________________ ______________________________________________ Current- '21 430 , '19 911, 07 M6 ,'17 Jeep Wrangler, "23 Bronco OBXluxsquatch
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1MOREMOD - 11809 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	I pooped a little when saw federales in full gear, faces covered, back of pickups, machines guns in convoy bearing down on us driving to La Paz.
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10-12-2018, 10:12 AM	#1181
Never_Enough Banned 2217 Rep 2,476 Posts Drives: Satan's Chariot 2.0 Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: PA iTrader: (6) Garage List 2018 Charger Hellcat [0.00]	My new addiction is Hi-Chew candy. I'm also losing my shit having only 1 car. I'm so used to having multiple toys to play with. I don't know what to do with myself
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10-12-2018, 10:30 AM	#1182
are0lies Banned 4145 Rep 1,867 Posts Drives: 2011 M3 E93 Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Riverside iTrader: (0)	I ran into the back of a pickup in my Huracan, and left in a Mercedes.
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