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09-25-2014, 01:35 PM | #1213 |
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Have you tried forcing them close to you, and locking them in the room, and just not allowing them to leave?
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09-25-2014, 01:37 PM | #1214 |
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09-25-2014, 01:41 PM | #1215 |
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i want to ... im chicken man, last time I let this chick i wasn't even attracted walk all over me but then I'm afraid to use my maniacal confidence.. I need a 'medium' setting
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09-25-2014, 01:43 PM | #1216 |
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Yeah I should stop swiping right for..., everyone. LOL
Honestly, we were chatting or whatever and she was like...., So I should probably tell you that...., I'm an escort :/ I said..., well...., is that you propositioning me, lol, because I don't pay for that shit. I'm still talking to her. She has a chihuahua. |
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09-26-2014, 10:10 AM | #1220 |
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10-02-2014, 04:49 PM | #1221 |
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We're going to the wineries with another couple this weekend and it's a 90% chance of rain all day. Good times. I need some encouragement.
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10-02-2014, 05:38 PM | #1223 |
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Ebola
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10-02-2014, 06:27 PM | #1224 |
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The 25 and 50ft pocket hoses I bought are the biggest pieces of crap. Might as well flush the money down the toilet. Both didn't last more than two weeks before exploding.
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10-02-2014, 07:43 PM | #1225 |
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The provolone cheese on my meatball sub stuck to the wrapping paper and came off in one big mess when I got back to the office.
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HA. My FWP today is that on my ride into work this morning, I realized that nobody has invented a helmet designed to evacuate a sneeze. I sneezed 3 times in my helmet this morning. It was basically a 2 hour ride to work. I'm pretty sure I have ebola now. |
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Aren't you the boss? Can't you fire those mother******?
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Never tried beer in the shower, but I'm sure it won't trump Pjur and a horny freak of a girl
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