[Teutonic]

Without any sarcasm, you don't seem like a car guy. Any car with some decent luxury might work fine for you.

However,

Your inputs:
- The car must be quiet(er), don't like rev-ing, feel like the car suffers.
- Must have torque to put that grin on your face.
- Must be techy and with nice interior (feel premium)

My output:
My opinion is that you should buy a diesel BMW (if they offer it there).

- They don't rev much,
- The torque is there (believe me),
- they are the sportiest diesels
- They purr like a cat (if you like that "torquey" sleepy sound),
- They don't cost like a Tesla,
- You can get a pretty nice luxury interior,
- They don't run in batteries,
- It doesn't need charging,
- you squeeze a lot of mileage from one tank
- You squeeze a lot of mileage from the whole car (yeah, I am talking hundreds of thousands of miles). With proper care, they last forever. Not joking.