I couldn't be a gate attendant. I was truly embarrassed traveling with family recently, and I still fail to see the need to be the 3rd person on the damn plane. We aren't trying to bust the rules by carrying a full-sized backpack and stowe it in the overhead bin. So when our ticket says we are in boarding group E, we shouldn't be lining up with boarding group B trying to sneak on the damn plane. And as I shuffle my feet, head down, mumbling "sorry" under my breathe and board the plane as the last in our sorry group, I can understand the ugly looks the gate agents cast upon us.
Now, that BIATCH in San Salvador, who wouldn't allow my FACTORY SEALED, 3oz bottle of contact solution in my carry-on unless I got fully out of line, went back, paid 5 soles for a plastic bag to put it in, when being SELAED FROM THE FACTORY and 3oz it was legal for me to carry on. Her, I could see giving a rationing of shit to.
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